The Perfect Match

Did you know that you can download a copy of “The Bible” for free yet nowhere to be found is Thirsty Dave’s unwritten novel “Drink?”. This is fact and is not open to interpretation. Speaking […]

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Words on a poster

One day, when I grow up, I want to be this person but until then I’ll keep telling anyone who will listen that I love Star Wars and hate Bon Jovi:

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Custom Shoe Rack

One moment I had a beer. The next moment I had no beer. The only thing that happened during those moments, was the brief appearance of Thirsty Dave followed by the swift disappearance of Thirsty […]

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The end of a relationship.

I’ve never understood chat-up lines although I did once go up to a woman and strike up a conversation about the texture of sandpaper. I don’t think it went too bad considering it was the […]

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On the subject of birthday presents.

72 beers walked into a bar. They immediately made friends with the clientele. One audience member was our very own Thirsty Dave and I happened to be conversing with him on the subject of birthday […]

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There can be only one!

The race to the top is all consuming. We’ve lost sight of what is really important. Yesterday I woke up and all I could focus on was going back to sleep. This went on throughout […]

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Go ahead and do something new. Then you can say “At least I tried”.

It’s important to try new things, especially new things that you haven’t done before. It doesn’t really matter what the new thing is. What’s important is that you’re experiencing something different. This is what separates us […]

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If I can lend a hand…

That I am not already brilliant at everything is a notion that is foreign to me. I’m not saying you shouldn’t try to improve yourself because you should but let’s not talk about you right now. […]

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Please, for the sake of the children and the sake of the grown-ups, NEVER look at this.

Man will do anything for bacon. It’s Science. Not a lot of people know that Darth Vader was a sensitive, caring type until the want for bacon kicked in and this is why he created […]

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The quiet and often remarkable ways of the world as we don’t know it.

“To truly understand how magnets work is a feat for other worlds” – Bill Y 2014 Jill Y and I brought our imaginary son and daughter for a walk in the park. In terms of […]

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