Fake Trainers

Sometimes it’s hard to know what trainers to get. I don’t go in for all those designer label things that the sports personalities tell you to get because they cost an arm and a mortgage. […]

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I think I came up with a way of scaring future, unscrupulous rogues.

In an act of depravity not seen since the previous act of depravity, a scoundrel or scoundrels, broke into Scurvy Jane’s place and stole her orange juice. As shocking as this is, as of yet, […]

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Always judge a book by its cover. That’s what the cover is for.

I don’t know where the Austin Public Library is but if first impressions are anything to go by, I think I already like it:

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I have an axe to grind.

I can regularly be seen, carrying my axe as I chop up words that Bon Jovi use in their lyrics. I guess, I have this notion that if I chop up the words that Bon […]

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Not A Beer aka The First Sighting of The Man Who Would Later Become Known as Thirsty Dave.

Bill Y has a particularly, vivid imagination. Observing the bearded dude with mirrored glasses on the tram, I could not help but wonder what beverage he was drinking. The possibilities were many and the only […]

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Are you sure, Netflix?

We want our imaginary kids to grow up to be well adjusted mockers so we like to put on Sesame Street. Having said that, there’s only so much puppet watching you can watch so we […]

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Whoever said life was easy, wasn’t John Wayne.

Education is important in the teachings of things and stuff. The story of how I got Jill Y to get me a Batman costume is as interesting as the sarcastic thoughts of orange squash but […]

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When this is over, I’ll watch it one more time and then maybe we can go and get something to eat?

Jill Y and I were looking forward to our first holiday in months. It was all going well until our flight was delayed for 12 hours. Jill Y takes up the story:

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