The dude who looked like food

There’s no end in sight to this digital recognition and I’m as guilty as the next creative genius who comes along shouting “look at me, I’m better than you and to prove it, I have […]

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Keeping It Real

I bumped into an ex-girlfriend and we had a laugh, reminiscing about the surreal old days. I asked if she wanted to grab a coffee and she picked up her phone and logged on to […]

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I am a criminal and I deserved to be punished.

I am a criminal. I am a criminal and I deserve to be punished. My crime was heinous. I ask for no mercy. Were I to sentence myself, I would throw the book at me […]

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But you didn’t have to cut me off!!!

Well this has never happened before. The entire collective is in agreement. Bill Y, Jill Y, our imaginary son and daughter, Thirsty Dave, Scurvy Jane and Sugartastic Daddy John all have the same favorite song. […]

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True Love

Derek was in love. Although he was wary of doing so, he decided to declare his love in a very public way. There was no need to worry as his love was reciprocated:

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This is God giving you a second chance.

Before Jill Y was lucky to have met me, she played with another dude. They weren’t together too long and had never said the ‘L’ word to each other. On the night before I entered […]

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But can we afford a Ford?

Bill Y and Jill Y are not really into getting a car but it’s going to have to happen sooner or later or we won’t be able to take our imaginary son and daughter to […]

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IDontWantMyImaginaryDaughterGoingOutWithThisGuy.

It’s in Bill Y’s nature to make you a better person so today I’m going to make you a better person. This one is for the Writers out there who write with words. Just as […]

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Women are always right!

Here’s a game for all to play. The next time you’re out and about having a meal or a drink or dancing with your own or someone else’s reflection, ask yourself this: Where is the […]

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