Actors Don’t Get Paid Enough For This

Actors don’t get paid enough. They feed us an amazing amount of entertainment and then you all go and illegally download their movies without paying them for their work. This is not cool. Just take […]

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Thomas the Insightful Tank Engine

Many ask the Bill Y how he knows so much about the financial acumen of the ladies of the night and it’s a valid question, if ever there was one. A question like this demands […]

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Kareem Always Rises To The Top

When you’re into what you’re doing to such an extent that nothing else matters, life can take you to some strange places. Back in the day, I played in a band called “Kareem Always Rises […]

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The Process of Becoming Happy – Parts 1 – 11.

I had no beard so I was unhappy. What was I to do to? Stuff, I had to do stuff. That’s what I had to do.

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Friends Today

Jill Y and I were talking. For those not familiar with this concept, it involves having a conversation with someone without text or email. I realize that this might sound radical but it is possible […]

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I don’t have money, a personality or a future with money or a personality.

It’s hard to know why a woman would want to spend time with me. I don’t have money, a personality or a future with money or a personality. As a ruler of 14 Eastern European […]

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The Likeness is Uncanny

Jill Y mentioned that she had no old pictures of me. My devotion to this woman knows no bounds. It took me four minutes to make her happy. Sorry girls, I’m already taken.

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Peter tells it like it is.

I refer to my younger brother as “he who is not as massively confused as I am”. This is because he is not as massively confused as I am. I refer to my younger sister […]

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Handz Off

I’m usually a hands-on type of person but I haven’t been myself lately. I just haven’t been able to get a grip on things. My favorite woman in all the world is Palmela Anderson. I […]

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Please hold your applauds, I’m merely an average genius, nothing more, nothing less.

Einstein proved that the rate of Bon Jovi hatred inside the average genius is expanding at the rate of Bon Jovi hatred inside my head, ipso facto – I’m an average genius. I know I challenge […]

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