Even the very serious, sometimes let their hair down.

The untold story of Serious Steve Sanderson remains untold until now. A man who was widely known for having no sense of humor, Serious Steve spent his days and nights, being as serious as the […]

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When “days of the week” socks go wrong.

A smart man once said something I didn’t listen to. That smart man was me but I never listen to myself so there’s nothing new there. If the sound of my voice is half as […]

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Real Proud

And so we celebrate another day where Bill Y regales another tale of his imaginary son who will not grow up to be a failure. I say this with the type of optimism not seen […]

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Two out of three ain’t bad.

As parents of imaginary children, we dread the day that our son or daughter comes home and tells us that they believe in something. If we’re lucky, their new-found faith involves throwing stuff at circus […]

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Learn how to count to seven, using my non-patented dog method

Back in the day, before I was a complete and utter, total loser, I was just a waste of space so yes, dreams do come through. I wouldn’t be one of those dependable people who […]

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One of those rare moments where things actually make sense.

It was one o’clock in the morning and Bill Y was thinking. Not a lot goes into this process and not a lot comes out of it. If I was to count the number of […]

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I don’t find answers, I sculpt monuments of solutions.

And so, the inevitable, inevitably happens. The unflappable belief I have in my own brilliance, knows no bounds or so I thought. I know this sounds stupid but what if I’m not perfect? I did […]

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You don’t have to call me God but that’s the name on my business card.

The balloon guy couldn’t help notice that it was starting to become a common occurrence. He would do his gig, making animal shapes out of balloons, collect his fee and then he was robbed. When […]

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