I’m the ruler of 12 Eastern European countries

When I was supposed to be growing up, I was always encouraged to use my imagination and that’s why I’m the ruler of 12 Eastern European countries where the so-called music of Bon Jovi is […]

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MacGyver Smile

Little Dill Y is an analytical 7-year-old with all the smarts of a 15-year-old who has 8 years to go, until he reaches his 15th birthday. He knew that Uncle Thirsty Dave was unhappy because […]

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$30 billion

Little Dill Y asked me for $30 billion. I told him, that was more than I make in a year and asked him why he wanted so much money. He told me that today was […]

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Organ Harvesting Scam

Sometimes this world is as cryptic as math and sometimes it’s as obvious as the square root of a duck. Sometimes Jill Y speaks to me in language, unknown to humans and sometimes, in human […]

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The Perfect Detergent

Generous Gina Grimshaw wasn’t always a happy woman. According to herself, her friends and her temper, she became unhappy on her wedding day but that’s only because she married her inconsiderate and uncaring husband on […]

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Who Should You Date?

Jill Y is a realist and constantly tells me that she’s too good for me and she’s massively right. How she puts up with me and my juvenile ways, I’ll never know. I love that […]

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Bribe Money Works

I’m not saying that Sugartastic Daddy John was hired to cover up an incident and make it look like an accident but he was and he was paid well. The way he saw it, he […]

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Can you tell me how to get, how to get as far away as possible from Sesame Street?

They said it would never happen and I said it would never happen and Jill Y said it would never happen and then it happened. “There’s no way you and Jill Y are ever going […]

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Adam Sandler is simply remarkable

Sugartastic Daddy John has only gone and landed himself a dream job. He’s paid to watch films and then collect film critics quotes about the film and then put the quote on the back of […]

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The human touch is no longer tactile.

Conversations happen. Some behind closed doors and some behind doors, as open as doors that never close. In the past, we used to crave human interaction whereas now, we crave social media interaction and we […]

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