The art of saying what you find hard
Jill Y is a big Lady Gaga fan. I know. She has as much taste as a bowl of fingers that has been fortified with so much iron that it only enters and a strongest finger […]
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The day an event came flooding back like a memory
When my cousin Danny and I were in seventh grade, I killed his pet iguana. It was a total accident that still provokes warm, scaly memories today. Not a day goes by when I think […]
1,2,3,4 Don Trump’s Pretend Hair Knows The Score
I have no money but did you know that Don Trump’s pretend hair has more money that two Bill Y’s would make in 67,827,009 years? Don’t worry, not many people did. Life has a habit […]
Bill Y faces up to some cold, hard facts.
Some people don’t enjoy reading. It’s the truth because I say so. Chances are that you’re looking at the picture under these words right now and if not, you probably should because it’s a hell […]
If you could see my heart, what would you do?
Josh is as real as Real Madrid, the really great soccer team from Madrid, Spain. Josh keeps it real and doesn’t have room in his life for misunderstandings, mistakes or mishaps. This makes him logical, […]
When I was your age…
My father and his father before him would have been called Bill Y but my grandmother and great-grandmother decided to give them different names. My father’s father was an excitable man whose favorite words were […]
Anyone know of a good job?
Bill Y just had a cock-up of monumental, catastrophic proportions. My new boss looks and acts like a real person but today I learned that she has a way of getting her point across that […]
If you can’t come, let me know.
Never let it be said that Bill Y is a quitter. Jill Y and I have set up “The Foundation For Those Who Can’t Quite Make It”. I had the idea when I had a […]
Greed breeds confusion
Greed is a good thing but when does a good thing become an ungood thing? I’m sorry but outside the world of Orwell, I don’t think “ungood’ is a real word. Either way, I don’t […]
True Stories: The extremely true story of the remembered condom
A Story is a recounting of a sequence of events. Some stories are untrue like “The Bible” or “The check is in the post” or “The true story of how babies are made” and some […]