Nature Sucks

The word nature is derived from the latin word natura, or “that which gets under my skin more than adipose tissue”. I won’t have anyone coming around here, extolling the virtues of nature because I […]

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He wanted to be the bread winner so he decided to become a baker.

Between the ducking and diving, Bon Jovi hating and general awesomeness, there’s rarely much time for anything else, least of all watching television. My favorite show will be back for its last season soon. It’s […]

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Survey: Does this look like the French flag?

When life gives you lemons, find a way to increase their value and sell those bad boys. If you ask Thirsty Dave what he thinks about lemons, he would probably ask if they’re filled with […]

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Despite my vast knowledge of The 2 Stooges and the trick where I make beer disappear, there isn’t any logic that can come close to explaining the absurd anomaly that this is.

I think it was someone smart who said something with lots of big words that most of us couldn’t understand and by most of us, I mean me and by me, I mean, only me. […]

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Fire Penguin Disco Panda

The man with the permanent smile, insisted on being called “Panda”. There was no way that I was not going to ask him why he wished to be addressed by such a ridiculous name so […]

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Dress For Success

According to the word on the street, when two women wear the same dress in the same location at the same time, a bitter chill fills the air. The first time I met Jill Y, […]

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Elementary my dear Britani.

We’re all better than each other. Wrong! We’re all the same. True, some of us might wear pants in work or make more money than the next CEO of a multi-national company but people are […]

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A dish best served clean

Sometimes I don’t pull my considerable weight and it’s not fair. I’ve no problem making my own sandwich or insulting the neighbors but when it comes to cleaning the dishes, I usually get an unexpected […]

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Can somebody please talk to this router because it just won’t listen to me?

Sometimes you can lose sleep because your mind is constantly trying to figure out how magnets work and sometimes, it’s the little things like global warming that keeps you awake. I speak to you today […]

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