Hello I Love You Won’t You Tell Me Your Name?
Tomorrow I will be in love. At least that’s the plan. I will have 24 hours to succeed. Here’s how it’s going to work: 11:00 PM Tonight: I’ll be wearing my best, looking my best […]
Tag: comedy
From the mouths of babes….well, children…well, one child
If you have a pet, particularly a cat or a dog, you may have, by chance, seen them chase their own tails. Our cats did it mainly when they were younger, but that has not […]
Finally, we are free!
Send all your men here ladies!!! This place is a haven for both sexes! A sigh of relief from the women of the world could push our planet over a couple of miles! (well, maybe […]
English comedians Tim Vine and Mark Kelly having a chat . . .
MARK KELLY interviews the UK’s leading pun master, Tim Vine while being cartooned by John Landers: This is the latest in my series of celebrity interviews, Chattoon!, all of which can be seen HERE. Simon […]
How to go on a diet
It is amazing how many people, educated people, do not realize how to eat healthy. You’re an adult and you still can’t figure out why you are gaining weight??? YES YOU FOOL, EAT MORE OF […]
Prince Nigel at Martindales
Not all royal princes had a tough time at the famous public school, Martindales. Prince Nigel, the Queen’s cousin twice removed (twice removed, that is, from Buckingham Palace; he now lives in Battersea), a little-known […]
Are The People Slowly Fighting Back, and Kicking Cancer’s Ass
Well this is ONE way to beat cancer, I guess. And even the most disgusting-sounding method of beating cancer, is still beating cancer, right? 37 year old Claire Osborn is a mother of six in […]
“How are you?”
WHEN SOMEONE asks me ‘How Are You?’ I always reply automatically: ‘Fine thanks, how are you?’ That’s what they want to hear. I bend to the whims of social etiquette. NO LONGER! The beast within […]
My Top Five Funny New Years Resolutions, Well, They May Just Be Funny to Me!!
Resolutions can be pretty serious, especially New Years Resolutions. Losing weight, not yelling so much, saving money etc…All of these are great resolutions, however, resolutions that are funny can also be taken very seriously. […]
Give in already!
This year, we have decided to give in. That’s it. We are done. Stick a fork in us, we are ready to eat. And for God’s sake, don’t judge us, because you know what, you’ve […]