Friday Humor Devotional

Dear Lord, please forgive my ignorance. I just saw a commercial on the Discovery Channel for a new series about a redneck moonshiner named Tickle whose claim to fame is sleeping and being drunk throughout […]

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Friday Humor Devotional

Dear Lord, please forgive me for confusing our new snobby Manhattan neighbors. When I told them I was excited about Shark Week, her response was and I quote, “I find that very hard to believe […]

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“If you’re a real psychic, what am I thinking right now?”

“If you’re a real psychic, what am I thinking right now?” Another question I get when I tell people I’m a psychic. This is usually my cue to screw with people. Yes, many psychic have […]

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This Week’s Winning Lottery Numbers Are . . . . ???

  This is the first installment of the ongoing series: The Psychic’s Corner.  HO Predicts you will enjoy the posts of the very funny and talented Deb Martin-Webster     “Here’s something to think about: […]

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Friday Humor Devotional

Dear Lord, please forgive my well-meaning husband for interrupting (via call waiting) a very important phone conversation with Donna to ask me if I needed anything from Tractor Supply.  As much as I appreciate his […]

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Friday Humor Devotional

Dear Lord, tell our aging neighbors that having wild sex is okay but please remind them to remove their Life Alert devices.  Five fire trucks and two paramedics came to their rescue when they came, Amen!

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Friday Humor Devotional

Dear Lord, please explain to our dimwitted redneck neighbor that using plastic milk jugs as floating pool toys only works after you drink the milk, Amen.

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Friday Humor Devotional

Dear Lord, please forgive my hayseed farmer husband for embarrassing me at a recent lunch with my city boss, when he was kind enough to invite him along. When he displayed an interest in visiting our […]

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Friday Humor Devotional

Dear Lord, please let my two teenage daughters know that giving me a front row seat at a Justin Bieber concert or a gift certificate for a free mani-pedi will never, ever, EVER be an […]

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