Sometimes this world is as cryptic as math and sometimes it’s as obvious as the square root of a weasel.

Sometimes this world is as cryptic as math and sometimes it’s as obvious as the square root of a weasel. Sometimes Jill Y speaks to me in language I don’t understand. Truth be known, there’s […]

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Gary didn’t think there was anyone out there who could help him but he was wrong.

Jill Y and I have much in common. We both have a fear of Nuns; our favorite number is 346,221.5 and neither of us play drums. We all remember what we were doing on the […]

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Oct.1 – A group of students playing hide and seek in the Harris Fine Arts Centre at 11p.m. caused a faculty member to call the University Police. The police arrived but were not able to find any of the students.

I’ve underlined the important parts of the below article. You’re welcome.

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WHY DOESN’T ANYBODY LISTEN TO ME? AM I SCREAMING A DIFFERENT LANGUAGE TO EVERYBODY ELSE? NOBODY EVER LISTENS TO A WORD I SAY AND I ALWAYS SAY WORDS SO ELOQUENTLY.

Apologies if I’m not my usual level-headed, self today. “JILL Y, I TOLD YOU TO HIDE THE KEY TO THE BEER FRIDGE. HERE COMES THIRSTY DAVE. IS THERE ANY CHANCE OF DOING THIS ONE SIMPLE […]

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In 2015, Scurvy Jane asked Jill Y if she had seen any of the 126 Nic Cage movies on Netflix where Nic searches for his missing daughter and the Netflix share price immediately soared by 134%.

According to the word on the street, the total number of Nic Cage films on Netflix at any one time is close to 500,000. Others say that figure is probably closer to half a million. […]

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Relocated – verb – re·lo·cat·ed, re·lo·cat·ing, re·lo·cates – Thirsty Dave relocated the fridge with the free beer from their office to our house.

Yesterday, Thirsty Dave attempted his most challenging role yet when he dressed up as a beer outside a brewery and attempted to act sober. Unfortunately that job proved too much for him as he had […]

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The largely unknown tale of how Loser John became Cannibal John and subsequently ate Grandma.

Let this tale serve as a warning to those who are careless with punctuation. If you’re easily upset, please go away and stop reading this now. Thirsty Dave’s brother, John, who will remain nameless, is […]

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