Tag: funny
Holiday News You May Have Missed
The Holiday Season is in full swing. With just a couple of weeks left before Christmas, it’s hard to believe our trees and decorations have been up for only 4 months. It seems like just […]
I can’t get no sleep.
I’m a big fan of the naturally recurring state characterised by altered consciousness, relatively inhibited sensory activity and inhibition of nearly all voluntary muscles or as I like to call it, sleep. Sleeping is associated […]
Unicorn Bites #569
[in church] 4-year-old: *makes lightsaber noises* Wife: Stop. Me: I’ll handle this. *takes kid to the cry room* *has a lightsaber duel* — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) November 23, 2014 Me: I’m 29. Do you know […]
Eating for Fun
Now that the holiday season is here, it is a good time to think about food, especially the sizes it comes in. Some advertising person somewhere thought up the term “fun size” for those little […]
Anyone up for a compulsory pop quiz?
I don’t know how the conversation started but start it did. In an Episode of Friends, Jennifer Anniston playing Rachel Green wore a t-shirt with the logo of legendary, seminal 1964 punk band, MC5. There’s nothing […]
Unicorn Bites #567
Me: I love you. 4-year-old: Me: This is the part where you say, “I love you, too.” 4: I wish you were a kangaroo. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) November 21, 2014 4-year-old: How come not […]