Paul De Lancey Answers Questions on Tasteful Murders
A few weeks ago, we profiled Tasteful Murders, an anthology edited by the very talented Candace C Bowen and our own comic chef Paul De Lancey. I gave both Candace and Paul the same set […]
Tag: funny
Please form an orderly queue.
I’m asking this once and once only. The offer will not be offered again. You need to know now, that I am not the easiest person to live with however if you read me a […]
Unicorn Bites #530
Me: What do bunnies eat? 4-year-old: Grass. Me: What do lions eat? 4: Meat. Me: What do eagles eat? 4: Freedom. Damn right. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) October 15, 2014 4-year-old: Why aren’t we driving? […]
I’m not happy about this. I’m not happy about this at all.
I’m totally cheesed off with people complaining about their so-called problems. Not having your favorite show on Netflix is NOT a problem. There are plenty of people in the world who can’t afford earplugs to […]
Unicorn Bites #529
Me: *unloads the groceries* 4-year-old: You forgot to buy cookies. Me: I didn’t want to buy cookies. 4: Now she knows monsters are real. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) October 14, 2014 Me: Every single one […]
Goodness, Gracious, Great Balls of Fire!
Last evening, I made red beans and rice for dinner. For a kick, I added a fresh jalapeno from my garden to the pot. I deseeded, sliced, diced, and chopped. I was very careful to […]
Unicorn Bites #528
Me: I could survive alone in the woods. Wife: You left a picnic early because you forgot your ChapStick. I’m not an animal. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) October 13, 2014 4-year-old: Does this movie have […]
Easy Riding for Boomer “Grandparents of Anarchy” Bikers
A range of motorcycles specially designed for baby boomer bikers hits the road this week in time for the holiday buying season. There are two models in the range: the Gray Ghost Roadster and the […]
Unicorn Bites #527
2-year-old:*wakes me up* What’s that sound? Me: What sound? 2: A taco Me: 2 Me:*grabs baseball bat* There’s a fucking taco in my house — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) October 12, 2014 [at church] 4-year-old: This […]