Unicorn Bites #512

My recent Google searches: How to get glue out of a kid’s eyebrows How to remove glue without removing eyebrows How to replace eyebrows — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) September 27, 2014 You call it “lazy.” […]

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Track Stopper

As a dude who has eaten too much, I decided I would go and watch my weight at Weight Watchers. When you reach the slightly older than 21 years of age that I’ve reached, you […]

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Please form an orderly queue.

As far back as years ago, man has made mistakes. I’m one of those men. Mistakes can be big, mistakes can be small but as any pastry chef will tell you, there is no margarine […]

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