Unicorn Bites #512
My recent Google searches: How to get glue out of a kid’s eyebrows How to remove glue without removing eyebrows How to replace eyebrows — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) September 27, 2014 You call it “lazy.” […]
My recent Google searches: How to get glue out of a kid’s eyebrows How to remove glue without removing eyebrows How to replace eyebrows — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) September 27, 2014 You call it “lazy.” […]
Pest exterminators have a devastating new weapon in the fight against animal invaders: fracking. Developed by the oil industry, fracking injects a mixture of sand, water, and chemicals at high pressure into the ground. The […]
4-year-old: What happens if I throw up in the red shoe bin by the door? Me: Why is your question alarmingly specific? 4: No reason. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) September 27, 2014 4-year-old: Give me […]
Drivers suffered multiple injuries in a pile-up involving 12 Segways competing in this year’s NASCAR Indy 2014 Segway Speedway World Challenge. The accident happened during the third lap of the grueling race when world champion […]
As a dude who has eaten too much, I decided I would go and watch my weight at Weight Watchers. When you reach the slightly older than 21 years of age that I’ve reached, you […]
Rule No. 1: If it shows everything you’ve got, don’t wear it. Rule No. 2: If it’s ugly, don’t wear it. Rule No. 3: If it looks fabulous on someone else but butt-ugly on you, […]
As far back as years ago, man has made mistakes. I’m one of those men. Mistakes can be big, mistakes can be small but as any pastry chef will tell you, there is no margarine […]
In an effort to get more writers known out there in the universe, we have begun to do Guest Blogger Days. Today is such a day and we are happy to feature former advertising copywriter […]
A school meal that escaped from the cafeteria of a high school in suburban Philadelphia has been apprehended. The meal, thought to be from the lasagna family, was overpowered by a police S.W.A.T team. Students […]