Request to Cancel Service: More Fun With Microsoft Word Templates

DISCLAIMER: Any resemblance in this piece to any corporation or any person, alive or dead, is purely accidental. The author (i.e. me) made this all up. I’m good at that. ____________________ This first emailed letter […]

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I’m just a jealous guy.

I know I don’t deserve to be with someone as unbelievably fantastic as Jill Y and I’m not usually the jealous type but she never stops going on about that Ryan Gosling dude. I don’t […]

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When this is over, I’ll watch it one more time and then maybe we can go and get something to eat?

Jill Y and I were looking forward to our first holiday in months. It was all going well until our flight was delayed for 12 hours. Jill Y takes up the story:

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If attacked by a mob of clowns, go for the juggler.

Talk about stress. We were out-of-town when Jill Y’s dog accidentally heard the so-called music of Bon Jovi. When we’re at home and this happens, we usually contact Sugartastic Daddy John and he performs an […]

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Sesame Street is a show where black magic enables puppets to co-exist with humans in an unnatural urban dystopia.

For years I’ve told people that Sesame Street is a show where black magic enables puppets to co-exist with humans in an unnatural urban dystopia but as usual, nobody wants to listen to Bill Y:

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Percussive Repercussions.

I stand by my actions and insist I did no wrong. When Jill Y sends me to the store, she knows she has to be specific when telling me what to get. I got everything […]

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