Unicorn Bites 2/24/14

Detective: I found the murder weapon. *holds up kindness* Rookie cop: You mean she killed him with… Detective: Yep Rookie: *throws up* — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) February 24, 2014 3-year-old: Do you have a mat […]

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How to turn a horse into a horsedog in one easy step.

We’ll start by saying that this is not, not cruel but most fun things are. Step one: Show your son or daughter (in my case I’ll be using my imaginary son) a picture of a […]

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Please do not be alarmed. This is not real.

Thank gods we’re here to tell it like it is. We received a very disturbing email last night and for one brief moment, we were shocked to our very core. There are some things in life […]

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Unicorn Bites 2/22/14

A Girl Scout made headlines when she sold cookies outside a Colorado pot shop. There’s no word on how she plans to spend her first million. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) February 22, 2014 Me: Sex? […]

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Educating tomorrows Mockers, today.

As I constantly remind anyone and everyone, talking to me, listening to me or even knowing someone who talks or listens to me, will make you a much better person. Apart from taking pleasure in the […]

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