Unicorn Bites 2/10/14
Wife: What did I ask you to do? Me: Love you forever? W: M: Kill a man to defend you honor? W: EMPTY THE DISHWASER I was getting there. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) February 10, […]
Tag: funny
Endless Debate
Recently Bill Nye (The Science Guy) debated Ken Ham, the head of the Creation Museum in Kentucky. The topic of debate was Creationism versus Evolution. Before the debate started Mr. Ham stated: “…the majority of […]
Unicorn Bites 2/9/14
It’s cute how Canada gets to send athletes to the Olympics just like a real country. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) February 9, 2014 The Winter Olympics: The 2 weeks when for some reason I suddenly […]
The Calming Voice of the Media
As many of you know, I have been out of contact this past week due to an ice storm that crippled the Philadelphia region. Days of no power and heat in the frigid temperatures had […]
Kathy’s Points to Remember
1) Never stick a pencil up your nose. Lead doesn’t smell good. Neither do rubber erasers. 2) Do not wear flip-flops in a snowstorm. One of them will come off and blow away. You will […]
No Dead Guys
Sugartastic Daddy John is the type of shady individual who has the need to cash checks in a hurry. These checks are the best Photoshop created checks I’ve ever seen. The Daddy usually exchanges these […]
The Search
Jill Y’s grandmother’s best friend Lisa was telling us a story about the time she went to see Miles Davis play in 1958. As she was telling the story, she was reliving every moment in […]
The Polar Vortex Loves New York
The Polar Vortex got bored with its usual routine of deep-freezing only the northern latitudes and decided to take advantage of global warming and take a trip south. It had never been to New York […]