The Place to Take a Humor Break
Wife: You’re a terrible husband. Me: I can change. *transforms into a dragon* *proves to also be a terrible dragon-husband* — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) December 8, 2013 I fed my 1-year-old pizza and […]
People have strengths and weaknesses but I’m brilliant at everything. It’s a burden I’ve had to live with since I was conceived and I live with it spectacularly well. It must be hard having limitations […]
Me: *bursts into the room* I NEED A SNORKEL AND A SHOTGUN. THERE’S NO TIME TO EXPLAIN Wife: Me: Wife: Me: Wife: *goes back to reading* — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) December 7, 2013 […]
“Warning: This show may contain adult situations. Viewer discretion advised.” *a man pays bills and complains about his kids* — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) December 6, 2013 Wife: Are we stocked up for the […]
When you’re awesome and you know it, clap your hands. When you know so much and know it, clap your hands. When everything you do is just right on and you know it, clap your […]
My 1-year-old learned to turn on the microwave. I told her to move out. There’s nothing more I can teach her. — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) December 5, 2013 If you want kids, don’t […]
We had a really fun show last night with Deb Martin-Webster and URBN Press’ Ellen Wilson stopped by as well. Who knew she was as crazy as us! Anyway, this was a totally entertaining show […]
This is a continuation of my award winning series on the art of writing humor.1 Do you think you could be another Dave Barry, Erma Bombeck or David Sedaris?2 Do you automatically make people laugh […]
Me: "Let’s go. I’ve got the kid buckled up." Wife: "You mean 'kids,' plural, right?" Me: "I’ll be right back." — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) December 4, 2013 My boss asked me to […]
