Bill Y is a philanthropist and of that, there is no doubt
Why is it always up to me to come up with groundbreaking ideas? I can’t talk too loud, in case the internet providers hear me. I’m about to show you how to get YouTube on […]
Tag: funny
My British Muse and the Foolproof Fruitcake
This week I took on a challenge that in the past I have only dreamed about. It took courage, fortitude, preparation and all the self-confidence I could muster, but I did it— yes, I baked […]
The Great Thirsty Purchase of 1998
You can tell a lot about someone by what they have in their shopping trolley. The first time that Thirsty Dave was alone with Scurvy Jane, was 15 tears ago when the scurvy one invited […]
You’ll never be hip and cool until you feed the ducks, you fool.
About 86 days ago at around 8:37am, Scurvy Jane said something. It wasn’t the first time that she said something but it was the first time that she said something of interest to anyone, other […]
“Uuuuuuuuur Ahhhhrrrrrr Uhrrrr Ahhhhrrrrrr Aaaarhg…”
The suns were shining brightly and Bill Y was as happy as violence in a Tarantino movie. It was kind of like a dream that wasn’t partially real, though it did have an air of […]
Decisions were made
Thirsty Dave doesn’t always do things right but when he does, it’s by pure accident. This tale, like all involving the thirsty one, involves alcohol, will power and decisions. Scurvy Jane for some unknown reason, […]
I Am An Idiot
I am someone who does a lot of stupid things. I routinely get myself in hot water by blindly rushing into situations. My best friend said I am “attracted to primordial danger”. When I was […]
HumorOutcasts Radio – with Deb Martin-Webster
A fun show last night with Deb Martin-Webster. She is always a blast to chat with. We talked about everything from Bigfoot to HumorOutcasts.com, HumorOutcasts Press and Shorehouse Books. We have plans for Deb this […]
Mathematics of Life
I have given a name to those who are smarter than I am. I call these people “everybody”. That more than likely includes you, so it’s probably in your best interest to keep reading this, […]