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How I Won My Wife

September 10, 2020 Bill Spencer

First off, I’m sensitive to the offensiveness of the possessive pronoun “my” in the title, as if my wife belongs to me—though I admit, after 30 years of marriage, I do feel we belong together. […]

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6 CommentsRelationshipsBill Spencer, Camaro, funny, Gumby, humor, Humor Outcasts, humour, love, marriage, romance

Wisdom for Dummies

September 8, 2020September 8, 2020 Dorothy Rosby

Time will tell if I’m able to stop using #clichés, but I’ll give it my all and at the end of the day, I’ll call it a night and hit the hay

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Don’t Waste Your Time Trying to Solve this Silly Word Puzzle

September 5, 2020 Bill Spencer

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2 CommentsDaily Musings / Joke of The DayBill Spencer, funny, humor, Humor Outcasts, humour, word puzzles

Wisdom for Dummies

August 31, 2020August 31, 2020 Dorothy Rosby

Not only do you spend less time shopping, cooking and washing dishes when you serve leftovers, your family spends less time eating.

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Wisdom for Dummies

August 27, 2020August 27, 2020 Dorothy Rosby

I get so many phone calls. Just today I found out I won a cruise and I’ll be arrested for tax fraud the minute I get off the ship.

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2 CommentsWisdom for Dummies by Dorothy RosbyDorothy Rosby, humor, phony phone calls, scams, tele-phony

20 Reasons Why You Shouldn’t Read Listicles

August 25, 2020 Roz Warren

Research has proved that reading Listicles will give you brain cancer. Actually, that’s not true. I just made it up. But it could be true. Listicles don’t have to tell the truth. It’s not as […]

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Wisdom for Dummies

August 25, 2020August 25, 2020 Dorothy Rosby

The camera really does add ten pounds. That’s why when you have your picture taken, you should wear bigger clothes.

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Hidden Lack of Talent

August 21, 2020August 23, 2020 Elizabeth Dickinson

Andy Cowan is an award-winning writer whose credits include Cheers, Seinfeld and 3rd Rock from the Sun. His memoir from Black Rose Writing, Banging My Head Against the Wall: A Comedy Writer’s Guide to Seeing Stars, was acquired in 2019 by […]

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Wisdom for Dummies

August 13, 2020August 13, 2020 Dorothy Rosby

When I order oatmeal and skim milk, I always hope the waitress will mess up and give me steak and eggs, hash browns, a side of Belgian waffles, and a chocolate milk shake by mistake.

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Wisdom for Dummies

August 11, 2020August 11, 2020 Dorothy Rosby

Cake is nothing more than a way to serve frosting; like crust is a place to assemble pepperoni and mashed potatoes are a reservoir for gravy.

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