The Place to Take a Humor Break
I was standing in line at the register and of course, eyeing all the impulse buy items. I picked up some unique candy and some other fun stocking stuffers and then my eyes fell upon […]
Religion lives in all forms in Florida. There are the Jewish people who escape the North’s cold winters, the Evangelists who tolerate the Jewish people because they know that a thriving Israel is their ticket […]
Duck Dynasty star Phil Robertson recently did an interview with GQ magazine. Considering GQ’s emphasis on male fashion and Phil’s affection for cammo gear, this makes about as much sense as an anti-bullying group interviewing […]
Pieces of the soundtrack were falling into place. The shadows of the shadows were feeling at home. Selena didn’t know what the night had in store and if she had, she would have stayed at […]
It’s been 19 days and my boss still hasn’t noticed I changed his email status to “away” and his auto-reply message to “Can’t talk. Pooping.” — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) December 17, 2013 *moves […]
3-year-old: My feet are cold. Me: Why did you take off your socks? 3: Daddy, you’re not helping. Me and my useless, unrelated questions. — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) December 16, 2013 Wife: You’re […]
In this lesson, I will cover whatever comes to my mind first. This could be just as surprising to me as to you. For f***k sake, DON’T TRY TO ANALYZE HUMOR! Nothing kills humor faster […]
My daughter got a book about eating healthy from a McDonald’s Happy Meal. That’s kind of like getting a lecture on being nice from Al-Qaeda. — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) December 15, 2013 My […]
My wife made me try out for our church’s nativity play. I volunteered to be Harry Potter. Guess who earned himself a quiet evening at home. — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) December 14, 2013 […]
It’s getting down to the wire, and many of us are still stuck on one or two gifts for the men in our lives. So, as always during this time of year, I try to […]