Kathy’s Points to Remember
Food The calories in holiday food don’t count. The same principle applies to anything consumed in a movie theater, on a picnic or when nobody is looking. Those are the rules. It’s a crime to […]
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Bailout By Ballot
Washington State just held an election. It included a ballot initiative asking voters to require labels on food containing genetically modified organisms (GMOs). The campaign opposing the measure raised 22 million dollars. And how much […]
My Life In Porn Is Finally Over
You may remember a few posts back that I had a new job working for an adult entertainment company that provides content for Video On Demand. Personally, I’m not a big fan of porn from […]
Unicorn Bites 11/10/13
Girls are made of sugar and spice and everything nice. Unless you piss them off. Then it’s shit storms and spite and you pay the price — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) November 10, 2013 […]
Unicorn Bites 11/9/13
I’d be the best character in any horror movie. *sees something supernatural* *drives away and never comes back* *lives forever* — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) November 9, 2013 I swerved to avoid a stray […]
The Evolution of the Baby Secret Doll
The Days of Innocence are long gone. For example, during a family visit, I came upon an old doll that belonged to my sister-in-law that was made by Mattel in the 1960s. I don’t know […]
Unicorn Bites 11/8/13
3-year-old: “What’s the opposite of a horse?” Me: “I have no idea.” 3: “A taco!” Kids are basically random word generators. — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) November 8, 2013 When Jennifer Aniston cuts her […]
Caution: Serious Disorder Leads to Wearing Coconut Bra
I was a room mom extraordinaire. For Halloween, other moms brought cupcakes with a Milano-cookie tombstone sticking out of the top. Pu-leeeze. I brought a masterpiece with a lighted skull and glowing skeleton hands and […]
HumorOutcasts Radio – Interview with John Hartnett
This week, we welcomed John Hartnett to HumorOutcasts Radio. John is an entertaining and funny author, blogger and humorist. His blog MonkeyBellhop.com has spawned a comedy series Man Vs. World which he also shares on […]