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Most people (especially historians) underestimate the importance of facial hair in history. For instance, Hitler’s mustache allowed him to conquer most of Europe, while the hairless Winston Churchill didn’t even try. Of course, Stalin’s far-bushier […]
My metabolism gives me exactly two options when I eat: I can be hungry, or I can be fat, with nothing in between. — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) September 8, 2013 “Magnum” is the […]
My wife isn’t ashamed to admit she’s married. She just pretends it’s to someone else. Her parents still think I’m her gardener. — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) September 7, 2013 A female coworker with […]
Are many of you still perplexed by the vocal exchanges the dentist and his or her assistant has while hovering over your face like a pair of UFOs? Well, then, happy days to you, kiddos, […]
I love when Amber Jerome Norrgard comes to visit at HumorOutcasts Radio. Always fun and always unpredictable and during this show, we had the honor or having her read her bestselling poetry aloud. To hear […]
There’s never been a better time in America to rob a liquor store. If you’re poor and you want to commit a federal-level crime, this is The Golden Age Of Opportunity to lift yourself up […]
McDonald’s is launching its newest menu item, Mighty Wings, on September 9th. They see their new chicken product as a threat to such competitors as Wendy’s and Burger King because their McWings are bone-in chicken. […]
With 131 days to wait, Downton Abbey fans are getting pretty restless. Whether you’re wandering around speaking in a fake British accent, strolling the lush hillsides wondering why the writing gods made Matthew Crawley disappear […]
Actor and impressionist Jim Meskimen landed in the quarterfinals of America’s Got Talent this month by pretending to be someone else. While he didn’t win the competition, his winning talent has been keeping us entertained […]