McBurger Farmer
Every now and sometimes, I like to make myself invisible. This way I can’t be seen. This has many advantages but none as advantageous as not been able to be seen. In the news and […]
Tag: humour
A predictable as predictive text
There’s a reason I can’t watch those real life TV movies about real life events that are real. The reason is that they are really awful movies with as much emotional intensity as a fishing […]
If you’re not going to read this in Cookie Monster’s accent, then don’t bother reading it at all.
People be scared these days. People be wanting to do the same thing every day and every night. People be thinking they’re happy without trying new things. People be wrong about this. People be afraid […]
Reeves keeps it real
For a long time, I had no time for Keanu Reeves apart from Bill and Ted, The Matrix, The Devil’s Advocate, Johnny Mnemonic and Even Cowgirls Get The Blues. I heard somewhere that he was […]
Listen to me now internet
Hate is such a strong emotion but I hate. When you get to where I am, you sometimes find it hard to distinguish between unadulterated hatred and partial hatred of the loving kind. I’ve never […]
How Not to Be an Annoying Tourist in New York City
In my last essay, titled “How to Talk to People in Europe Without Sounding Like a Stupid Foreigner,” I dropped some pearls of advice to American travelers in Europe. I will now reverse myself and […]
Bradley finds true meaning
When you peel away all the bullshit and take a good look at what really matters in life, all we’re really looking for is something to relate to. In two years from now, something will […]
Denise prays to God
Denise is a good kid. Like a lot of kids she’s going through that phase where she believes in Unicorns, Santa and God. Each night she goes to sleep, not hating the world and long […]
Not sealed with a kiss
I think it was Paris Hilton who said “I don’t really think, I just walk”. Walking is good for exercise but not as good as cycling. Sometimes you might be fed up with cycling and […]