Advice From A Tree
I may not be a Grammy-award winning Musician, Poet and Golden-Globe nominated Actor but I know everything about everything and everyone. Because of this it’s sometimes easy to forget that you, the less brilliant, might […]
Tag: humour
Google Images
More than one word has been written about Google and I’m going to add to those words right now. When I find myself in times of trouble, Mother Mary comes to me, speaking words of […]
It’s so easy to get lost
Jill Y has somehow become a fan of pretension. While I hang out with Thirsty Dave, Scurvy Jane and Sugartastic Daddy John, she now hangs out with Count Niles of Absinthe, Lady Avon de Actual […]
Everything that’s wrong with this world we live in
I wouldn’t be a big fan of listening or learning or the separation of church and state, preferring instead to bow down to the undeniable power of magnets. To the causal observer, magnets are just […]
She’s not heavy
Scurvy Jane is one of the most positively, positive, skin-diseased people you could ever drink orange juice with. If you or I saw an atheist getting knocked down by a priest and the atheist died, […]
The man who always asked the question too late
The man who always asked the question too late, always asked the question too late. I’m not going to lie to you and tell you that this man exists but I’m not going to tell […]
All that glitters is gold
When Sugartastic Daddy John opens his mouth, words of wisdom are laid to rest in a bed made of stuff and things. Many have dared to offer the view that The Daddy doesn’t have a […]
Thirsty Dave doesn’t do subtlety
Every year Scurvy Jane goes to Thirsty Dave’s place for Christmas and every year Thirsty Dave fails to get what he wants for Christmas. If the thirsty one was awarded pints for trying, he would […]
On Yer Bike
It’s time for a warning boys and girls. It’s a warning you should heed because what I’m about to share with you is very real so be very vigilant and make sure you give up […]