The Fibonacci Spiral
When I was a little Mocker, I just didn’t understand Math and all the impossible possibilities that it constantly flung at me. Now that I am a supposed fully grown Mocker, little has changed except […]
Tag: humour
Who makes you feel less stupid than you are?
The logic of the massively confused and moronically stupid is something to behold. I’m not pointing the finger at anyone in particular and I’ll be the first to admit that I get confused to the […]
Proper Urinal Etiquette
When a man is doing his toilet, certain etiquette must be followed for this is the law of the land and the law of the land must always be followed. There is a wrong way […]
Do’s and don’t do’s
I know as much about the internet as I do about the global system of interconnected computer networks that use a broad array of electronic, wireless and optical networking technologies that enable us to go […]
Paddy The Painter
Paddy the Painter is a painter but not only is he a man who paints, he’s a man who asks the questions that the rest of us only think about asking. A man who forgets […]
I have discovered a solitary factual fact
I know obsessive compulsive behavior is wrong and I know it’s not right but I don’t see anything wrong with having an all-consuming infatuation that seeps through the very fiber of your being. I fully […]
Evan’s Seven Seconds
It’s time to cut through the adult male Bos Taurus dung and get straight to the hollow muscle that pumps blood throughout the blood vessels by repeated, rhythmic contractions of the matter. The word on […]
Taste it before you buy it
Unless you sell apples for a living and own these apples, this is a funny story. We brought Thirsty Dave on his annual excursion from the pub. The thirsty one would not harm an insect […]
Do Science at home
Despite my early interest in Science, I never became a Scientist. Jill Y on the other prehensile is a Scientist. She has the brains, the looks and the beauty to be a box maker yet […]