And the next Bachelorette is…?
Every time I watch the show “The Bachelor” or “The Bachelorette,” (yes, sadly, I watch them,) at the end of the show the announcer always says, “If you or someone you know would like to […]
Tag: humour
Am I a horse?
Thoughts run through my head like the prevailing wind of an act of thinking. Sometimes the thoughts have spin-off thoughts that spin-off into little buds of thought and I’m happy for them to be happy. […]
How Clint Eastwood sees the world
I was telepathically communicating with my niece and telling her that back in the day, Justin Bieber hadn’t yet given birth to the thought that would one day infect everyone else’s thoughts and allow them […]
It’s Float Night!
Our pool club sent out an email stating they are closed for 24 hours due to a poop found floating in the pool. However, they also stated that they will still be open for their […]
Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie
The Actors and adopters of kids, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie were finishing up a long day at the office. Between the acting and the adopting, they were massively tired. Brad giggled to himself, wondering […]
Pointing the accusing finger of blame at my English teacher
I never thought I’d hear myself write this but I’m thinking of giving up reading, forever and ever. The understanding part of reading has just become too confusing. I know exactly who’s not at fault […]
Me, my giraffe and I
When I was supposed to be growing up, I didn’t want a pony like my sister because a pony like my sister would have been weird. I wanted a giraffe and I got one too […]
Common sense is the flame that sleeps with the number 4
When you’ve had a hard day at the office of the world, mass confusion reigns supreme and marries you against your will. During the day, decisions have to be made and it’s these decisions that […]
What Happens When ‘Cool’ Meets Christ
I’ve never been into religion but that’s only because religion was never cool when I was growing up. If religion was cool like cigarettes, alcohol and not going to school, I’m sure I would have […]
An Interview with the Archangel Gabriel
There have always been questions for which humanity has been dying, sometimes literally, for an answer. Why do bad things happen? What happens after we die? Why do some people want to kill other people […]