Ode to My iPhone: Oh How I Love You
Oh iPhone, how do I love you so with your really big screen and your gorgeous white glow. I don’t know how I lived without you for so long; I was missing texting and […]
Oh iPhone, how do I love you so with your really big screen and your gorgeous white glow. I don’t know how I lived without you for so long; I was missing texting and […]
The digital age is truly among us and technology is enhancing our lives for the better. Little Dill Y is spending more and more time on the tubes so it’s important that we know what […]
All artists are vulnerable to “helpful” clichés and criticism from anyone with a mouth and an opinion. Singers get it (“You should try out for American Idol.”). So do musicians (“How do you get to […]
Smoke! Smoke! Smoke! (That Cigarette)[i] As a non-smoker, I reserve the right to be as obnoxious as possible to anyone within twenty feet of me who has the courage to light up a cigarette. In […]
In some hidden part of our Id, we all want to look good. Even those whose couture usually consists of whatever they can find on the floor are secretly hoping they don’t look as bad […]
Meet the Dance Master. A master of the dance. He’s a flexibly soaring, happy man, with a satiated belly and a sexy pair of black pantyhose. It takes strength of character to go against the […]
We New Yorkers and our city have gotten a bum rap over the years. Everybody thinks we are worse than we are. Even New Yorkers think that other New Yorkers are worse than they are. […]
I have a 6th sense when it comes to knowing how to push people’s buttons. Normally I try to avoid such unpleasantness. Unfortunately that’s not always possible. I realize what I’m about to say will […]
Darwin saw this coming… the evolution of ear-finger games was inevitable. Not only is this revelation a gamer’s dream it’s also a huge relief on their parent’s pocketbooks. Free to play, and unlike nose picking, […]