The Place to Take a Humor Break
I wouldn’t call myself a conservationist but I do conserve money by being mean and not buying presents for anyone including myself. As much as I’m a truly terrible person, a wind of change has […]
So you work in a book store and your job involves selling books but nobody is buying the books. You need to come up with an idea to sell the books that aren’t selling and […]
Since I became a rebel, I’ve always had a rebellious streak running through me. In the year known as 1998, on a cold November evening in Dublin, Ireland, I did something that I was not […]
Matt’s biggest mistake was talking or more to the point, trying to talk to two women at the same time. The great philosophers of our time have pondered aimlessly for a way for man to […]
Time is of the essence. Time is money. Time Out is a chocolate bar made by Cadbury, honey. On a scale of one to not getting up out of bed, I’m writing this riot in […]
Never underestimate the human mind. Uncle Gary loved Lydia for a long time. She taught him how to make his own sandwich, how to string proper, cohesive sentences together and how to bring back clothes […]
Things change. My bank balance changes and always for the worst. T&C’s change. The weather changes. Plans change. Lady Gaga’s hair changes. Seasons change. Time changes. Styles change. My mood changes. Temperatures change. Rulers of […]
Listen to me now as I share these words. Bill Y is not a proud man. I’ve seen and done some things that cannot be spoken of. I’ve partied with people who know of people […]
We all worry about me and I’m no different. It’s not easy being everywhere and always right. What I said on that Wednesday night in 1997 was gospel, and it’s only now that the good […]