Chillin’ out maxin’ relaxin’ all cool.
We couldn’t find our imaginary son. We looked everywhere and no joy. Turns out he was chillin’ out maxin’ relaxin’ all cool in the last place we expected. How Thirsty Dave got a beer out […]
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Thirsty Phone
Last night was wild. Things happened, stuff was said and events unfolded in massively unexpected ways. I was going to take out an ad in the local paper but I think the internet is probably […]
It’s easy to spot my bad points but that’s only because I have so many.
I’m a lot off things. I’m inconsiderate; self-centred; self-absorbed; self-important; impatient; forgetful and inconsiderate and that’s just what my friends say about me. Everybody seems to point out my endless bad points but nobody remembers […]
The very unemployed Sugartastic Daddy John.
Sugartastic Daddy John recently went to a job interview but he didn’t get the job. His résumé is pretty impressive but there’s a gap of three years where he had no work experience or life […]
The black cat of the family.
It’s not easy being the black cat of the family. Jill Y wanted a mouse, Scurvy Jane wanted a fish and Thirsty Dave wanted milk but only if there was alcohol in it. I, being […]
If you haven’t already done so, please applaud this genius now.
A casual glimpse at the picture shows a Girl Scout selling cookies. There’s nothing unusual about that, I hear you say but you’re wrong, you hear me say and just in case you think you […]