This Phone Is Tapped
I had to call Jill Y on one of those old stationary cell phones that’s really not a cell phone at all. We discussed our plans to remove Bon Jovi from the realm of consciousness. […]
I had to call Jill Y on one of those old stationary cell phones that’s really not a cell phone at all. We discussed our plans to remove Bon Jovi from the realm of consciousness. […]
We decided to take our imaginary kids to Disneyland. Sugartastic Daddy John recently asked how we have real pictures of our imaginary daughter. I don’t actually know the answer to that but here we have Jill […]
It doesn’t say a lot for the rest of the collective, that they call me the “smart one”. I’m the one who usually finds the way home when we end up in an Eastern European […]
Jill Y and I have done our fair share of traveling. Why only today, Jill Y traveled to work and then traveled home again while I slept with an imagination that spanned several continents. The […]
From as far back as the days before things happened, Math has tried to seat itself at the table. I’ll be the first to admit that the abacus is as useful as Penicillin but that […]
Thirsty Dave tried to look at it with the type of cold, calculated reasoning that he’s not known for. He looked for a sign but the sign never came. He couldn’t even remember how it […]
Indecisive, uncertain, hesitant, call it what you like but I’m full of it and always have been. It must be sweet to have an ambition to aim for. Me? I’ve always been me and that […]
It’s easy to complain about things and to think that life is having a laugh with your life. Some people never get a break and seem to invite misfortune into their lives. Jill Y and […]
People – When you boil it down, we’re pretty much all the same. When something is forbidden, we immediately want it more. When I was a little mocker, I used to play in the schoolyard and […]
The car stereo I want today is vastly different to the car stereo I wanted 10 years ago. Now I don’t have the words to express what I want to express but it says a […]