How to Circumnavigate the Earth
Paul De Lancey, circumnavigating On September 8, 1519, Ferdinand Magellan and 238 seamen of various ranks left Spain to circumnavigate the Earth. It was a long ocean voyage! Just over two years. Only 30 of […]
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Timely Tips to Help Trump Tackle Prison
For the holiday season, I have decided to turn over a new leaf and be helpful to Trump. I know; it’s such a departure for me, but as this investigation drones on and his fate […]
Littering Larry
INT. PRISON CELL Brightly lit and somewhat clean, but bland and a bit depressing. A guard walks in from stage right with a nebbish inmate, WINSTON. He guides him to the cell. There’s a small […]
Worlds Dumbest Criminal Resume & Cover Letter
Finding work when you’re a petty criminal can be difficult! That’s why you need help from Dumbass Resume Writers. We help you by taking all your special talents and experience and writing a personalized cover […]
Kevin Trudeau Expected to Find New Happiness Behind Bars?
Infomercial hawker Kevin Trudeau, whose books Natural Cures ‘They’ Don’t Want You to Know About and the New York Time Best Seller, The Weight Loss Cure ‘They’ Don’t Want You to Know About was sentenced […]
Observations on Orange Is the New Black
Forget Elvis for a moment, because Netflix and writer/producer Jenji Kohan have made a new kind of jailhouse rock without a sexy singer swiveling his hips. As the success of Orange Is the New Black […]
I Killed My Boyfriend and All I Got Was This Crappy Lifetime Movie
On Saturday night, Lifetime premiered their movie Jodi Arias: Dirty Little Secret. I can’t help but wonder if Jodi Arias had loftier Hollywood expectations when she pictured her story being made into a movie. Perhaps […]