Bill Y faces up to some cold, hard facts.

Some people don’t enjoy reading. It’s the truth because I say so. Chances are that you’re looking at the picture under these words right now and if not, you probably should because it’s a hell […]

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If you could see my heart, what would you do?

Josh is as real as Real Madrid, the really great soccer team from Madrid, Spain. Josh keeps it real and doesn’t have room in his life for misunderstandings, mistakes or mishaps. This makes him logical, […]

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When I was your age…

My father and his father before him would have been called Bill Y but my grandmother and great-grandmother decided to give them different names. My father’s father was an excitable man whose favorite words were […]

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Anyone know of a good job?

Bill Y just had a cock-up of monumental, catastrophic proportions. My new boss looks and acts like a real person but today I learned that she has a way of getting her point across that […]

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If you can’t come, let me know.

Never let it be said that Bill Y is a quitter. Jill Y and I have set up “The Foundation For Those Who Can’t Quite Make It”. I had the idea when I had a […]

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Greed breeds confusion

Greed is a good thing but when does a good thing become an ungood thing? I’m sorry but outside the world of Orwell, I don’t think “ungood’ is a real word. Either way, I don’t […]

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True Stories: The extremely true story of the remembered condom

A Story is a recounting of a sequence of events. Some stories are untrue like “The Bible” or “The check is in the post” or “The true story of how babies are made” and some […]

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My brother and I are as different as chalk and the developing administrative justice landscape.

My brother, unlike me, is analytical, logical and bearable. He doesn’t tell everyone he meets how cool and inventive I am whereas I’m cool and inventive. I sometimes wish I had his eyes and could […]

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Son of Cage

Along with the great unanswered questions of eastern and western philosophy, lies a question so deep and meaningful that its answer doesn’t matter. As we move forward in our busy lives full of self-importance and […]

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The Past aka Happier Times

If there’s one thing I’m really good at, it’s time mismanagement. Between Bon Jovi hating, work, lavishing Jill Y with shoes, convincing the world I’m a genius and trying to figure out how magnets work, […]

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