Bill Owner and the greatest story never told
Bill Owner, like some of us, is not a woman but a man. His story, like the story of the people and their ways, deserves to be told for the wrong reasons but that just […]
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Life has its ups and downs
As long as man fishes for unicorns, I will strive for a better understanding. The problem with listening to people is trying to distinguish the good guys from the Bon Jovi fans. From eastern philosophies […]
The Big Gig
Sometimes you can spend such a long time practicing and rehearsing for something and at the end of the day, it makes as much sense as the Star Wars prequels. I used to play in […]
Kids and Grown-ups
Many words and some big ones, have been written about what truly makes a child happy. From the big purple dinosaur to Teletubbies, everyone has their own opinions and they’re all wrong. I’m not one […]
Guns don’t kill people, bears do.
Guns don’t kill people, bears do. Some people own guns. Charlton Heston owns more guns than the combined armies of the so-called first world. I don’t own guns but that’s only because I’m not allowed […]
The best, worst teacher in the world
I’ve been trying to figure stuff out and I’m getting as far as nowhere. Thirsty Dave has been teaching me about cause and effect. If he drinks 78 pints of beer in a night, he’ll […]
Mrs. Blur is going to a party and it’s a party she will never forget
Diane Frances Blur is a sweet, elderly lady from somewhere. Mark Francis Blur is Diane’s grandson. Todd de Liar is Mark’s friend from school. Mark showed Diane how to use Google Maps. Diane found the […]
McBurger Farmer
Every now and sometimes, I like to make myself invisible. This way I can’t be seen. This has many advantages but none as advantageous as not been able to be seen. In the news and […]