Cutting Off His Best Assets
This is what happens when you don’t think with your head –or at least the right one . In China, a man depressed about his love life took drastic action to permanently fix his situation. […]
Tag: women
Can You Score A One Night Stand From Your Halloween Costume?
Let’s be honest here, if you’re single on Halloween, you probably want your costume to get attention. There’s no way you’re painting your hair green and making your face look like Snooki’s period if you […]
The Ungodly Work of Girl Scout Cookies
Just when you think we have hit our limit of right wing Looney Toons another one flies out of his cage to prove us wrong. Ultra conservative Christian radio show host Kevin Swanson has a […]
Unicorn Bites 10/20/13
Announcer: “This is not a drill” Me: “Then what is it? A hammer or a saw?” *goes for a high five* *is left hanging* *dies in a tornado* — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) October […]
The No-Good Old Days
If any old fogeys end up reading this, I have one request: please don’t hurt me. Now that I got that out of the way, I will shoot off my big mouth, as always. You […]
The New Pope Fragrance
Excelsis Fine Fragrances has released a new cologne entitled Francis after the Pope. Arriving just in time for the holidays, the fragrance company is expecting big sales for nothing is more attractive to a woman […]
Leave It to the Beaver
Recently, I wrote a short piece on the fragrant anal glands of beavers. Who would have thought that this topic would get such attention; yet, it did. Anyway, questions were emailed–some that would make my […]
Woman vs. Machine
Don’t get me wrong. I love anything that runs on wheels, gears and/or electricity. The problem is, sometimes the gizmos don’t like me. But I know that machines have minds and personalities, and that they […]
Aunt Lois Says: The Thigh’s the Limit
So my daughter Julia is obsessed with thighs. Not as in “chicken thighs are on sale at the SuperMart so I filled my basement with them” obsessed, mind you. No, she’s obsessed with women’s thighs, […]
The New World of Wrestling: Catfighting
Often I wonder…well, not often… maybe once…honestly, it was about 30 minutes ago…how can we “class up” wrestling? I know what you’re thinking: Why fool with perfection? But sometimes you just have to take that […]