I was having lunch with my cousin, and she told me that she was doing a lot of home improvement projects with her husband that required some heavy lifting. When she told this to my aunt — her mother– my aunt said, “You better be careful with that stuff, Honey, you don’t want your uterus to fall out.”
Hm. I think the risk that my uterus will fall out is going to be my excuse for everything I don’t want to do from now on.
I’m not going to pump gas anymore because I don’t want to risk my uterus falling out.
And I think vacuuming is out too!
So, THAT’s why my wife makes me lift all the heavy stuff!
The Rolling Stones Version… “Hey, you, get offa my womb!”
HA HA HA. I like that one!
Your uterus is probably like my dad’s comb and my bottle of cologne. Nice, but they haven’t been used in years.
HA HA! I will give you womb to poke fun. Get it – punny!