Ingredients: Charlton Heston
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SPARKS BRIEF: The Ballroom Blitz
Washington, D.C. – After the shooting at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner, Trump immediately called for the construction of his “militarily top secret ballroom.” Which, don’t tell the president, hasn’t been top secret since the […]
SPARKS BRIEF: Calling Doctor Christ!
Washington, D.C. – On April 13, Trump posted an AI-generated image of himself as Jesus, immediately sparking outrage and controversy. He quickly deleted it from Truth Social, but later acknowledged the photo, telling reporters he […]
SPARKS BRIEF: Escaping The Truth
Washington, D.C. – The White House announced over the weekend that it would defuse the harsh rhetoric of recent press briefings by replacing them with high-stakes escape room challenges, where journalists must solve puzzles, decode […]
SPARKS BRIEF: Trump Gets Moonstruck
Washington, DC – After the Artemis II liftoff, the first crewed lunar mission in over 50 years drew a massive audience both in person and online around the world, President Trump announced he’ll triple viewership […]
SPARKS BRIEF: Bondi and Noem Are On A Roll
Washington, D.C. – Families attending this year’s White House Easter Egg Roll expected candy, plastic eggs, and an orange man with a red clown tie smelling like a McDonald’s Big Mac. Instead, they were greeted […]
SPARKS BRIEF: Mr. Elvis Comes To Washington
Washington, D.C. – After visiting Graceland on Monday, March 23, Trump announced new plans to recreate Elvis Presley’s home as the new White House East Wing. “The King of Rock and Roll might have had […]
Ripping the Headlines Today, 3/13/26
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about Hannah Neeleman expecting baby number nine, don’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft […]
SPARKS BRIEF: The New Me, Myself, and iPhone
Cupertino, CA – Apple announced a new series of smartphones to be released in the spring of 2026. The new Me, Myself, and iPhone features upgraded tools designed to enhance twenty-four hours of “me time.” […]
SPARKS BRIEF: The Party Will Be Televised
Minneapolis, MN – Trump and members of his administration have informed the nation, for the second time, that vision is optional, memory is negotiable, and reality now requires an oath of loyalty. According to them, […]