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Washington, D.C. – Along with his gold sneakers, watches, cologne, and bitcoin, President Trump announced the launch of his own Christmas decoration line. He promises to “Make Christmas Great Again.” The line he calls Trumpmas […]
Washington, D.C. – In a bold reimagining of American culture, Donald Trump announced today that convicted sex trafficker Ghislaine Maxwell will receive a 2025 Kennedy Center Honor, citing her “incredible spoken-word skills,” “very beautiful license […]
Washington, D.C. – Minutes after the papal conclave elected Robert Francis Prevost, the first American pope, Trump is seeking a recall to what he terms “a rigged conclave. A special team of papal lawyers will […]
Washington, DT – The Trumpification of America is in full force. An executive order just issued from the Oval Office will change the name of the US capital from Washington, D.C., to Washington, D.T. “You’re […]
Cape Cod, MA – As Robert Kennedy Jr. stumps across the country for Trump, another controversy has arisen concerning the former third-party candidate for president. In a speech at Barney’s Bait and Tackle in Nantucket, […]
Washington, D.C. – It’s reported that Republican vice-presidential candidate J.D. Vance is wearing eyeliner at all his campaign appearances. MAGA rally attendees are swooning over how his eyes pop at the podium. “He’s a right […]
Washington, D.C. – Congressman George Santos stunned reporters this morning at a press conference held at the Motel 6 Washington, DC – Convention Center when he admitted to lying to the country and his constituents […]
‘Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the White House The impeachment trial is looming for the lying, orange louse. Don Jr. is saying “No Quid Pro Quo” like the rest. Melania’s locked in […]
How many of us need more white guys? Probably not many of us right? So here’s a podcast with three more white dudes for your listening pleasure. On behalf of HumorOutcasts Radio, I recently had […]