SPARKS BRIEF: Color Me Conservative

Washington, D.C. – It’s reported that Republican vice-presidential candidate J.D. Vance is wearing eyeliner at all his campaign appearances. MAGA rally attendees are swooning over how his eyes pop at the podium. “He’s a right […]

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Paul’s Awesome English Dictionary: Today’s word – Iratuspeponia

Julius Caesar is, perhaps the greatest military genius ever. He defeated army after army. Jovial Julius feared no man and no army. Caesar was afraid of nothing. Nothing? Well no, he has afraid of angry […]

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