Somehow, I got a hold of Donald Trump’s diary for the past week. It came in the mail via an anonymous source. So allow me to share: July 1, 2018 – oops, the jig is…
In the annals of English history, no other man had as colorful a life as my distant ancestor William “Bill” Tryer, who was the Royal Food Taster to King Henry VIII. The job of Royal…
American Appetizer BACON WRAPPED SHRIMP INGREDIENTS 24 jumbo shrimp, peeled and deveined 12 slices bacon ¼ cup brown sugar 1 tablespoon Worcestershire sauce no-stick spray SPECIAL UTENSILS 24 toothpicks baking rack cookie sheet. Serves 6.…
Breaking: Rudy Giuliani seems to be MIA. Not surprising, he is a master of disguise. Paul LanderPaul Lander is not sure which he is proudest of — winning the Nobel Peace Prize or sending Sudanese…
(For Donna’s ant spray, lighter, and TP challenge) I never have been able to figure it out. Every time you hear about a storm on the way everyone rushes to the grocery store. I understand…
Listen, my children, I’ll tell it again The tale of the valiant little Red Hen, But that will be the very last time, Since Stephanie Wilkinson doesn’t rhyme With anything, and only slanders Rhyme with…
Finally, summer is here. I’m now convinced that I can put away my long sleeved shirts, my running tights, my gloves, my ear warmers, my heavy socks and all the rest of the cold weather…
Trump ended his anti-immigration talk at the National Federation of Independent Businesses by hugging the flag. Just In: We heard from the Flag…It needed a shower and an antibiotic Donna CavanaghDonna Cavanagh is founder of…
Today is the first of three excerpts of The Astounding Misadventures of Rory Collins by Brian Kiley. Brian Kiley has been a staff writer for Conan O’Brien for 23 years. He’s been nominated for 16…
The genie told me this shapeshifting thing would be cool and it is. There’s one problem: I can only shapeshift into famous MALE actors. This is fun sometimes, but it can be a problem, too.…
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