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Why do Video Game Characters drive Mario Karts?

September 19, 2018
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Why do Video Game Characters drive Mario Karts? To make up for having small mushroom shaped penises, of course. Paul LanderPaul Lander is not sure which he is proudest of — winning the Nobel Peace…

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Breaking: Bob Woodward Says ‘Key’ Trump Official Told Him New Book Is ‘1,000-Percent Correct’

September 11, 2018
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Bob Woodward Says ‘Key’ Trump Official Told Him New Book Is ‘1,000-Percent Correct’ Exclusive pic of ‘Key’ official right after talking to Woodward. Paul LanderPaul Lander is not sure which he is proudest of —…

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Lady Ga and 11 Other Discounted Bands Announce Fall/Winter Tours

September 10, 2018
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  Lady Ga and 11 Other Discounted Bands Announce Fall/Winter Tours In an effort to keep ticket prices down the recording industry has announced a plan to send out music artists in a marked down…

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Dairy products, especially cheese and yogurt, were found to protect against death from any cause, according to new research

August 30, 2018
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Dairy products, especially cheese and yogurt, were found to protect against death from any cause, according to new research Thanks, so glad this prescription is now covered by Health Insurance.  Paul LanderPaul Lander is not…

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Do you have to give conjugal visits if your husband goes to prison…

August 25, 2018
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Do you have to give conjugal visits if your husband goes to prison… asking for a FLOTUS. Paul LanderPaul Lander is not sure which he is proudest of — winning the Nobel Peace Prize or…

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Breaking: Paul Manafort guilty on 8 charges, mistrial declared on remaining 10

August 21, 2018
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Breaking: Paul Manafort guilty on 8 charges, mistrial declared on remaining 10 Potential ostrich jackets everywhere come out of hiding.   Paul LanderPaul Lander is not sure which he is proudest of — winning the…

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Madonna: Like A Virgin or Is A Virgin

August 17, 2018
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Madonna: Like A Virgin or Is A Virgin In what was described as the Miracle at Marie Calendars after a waitress’s narcoleptic fit caused a major Boysenberry Pie stain to occur on one of the…

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Ripping the Headlines Today, 8/15/18

August 15, 2018
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Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for. And, as in the case with anything…

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How an Ex-Cop Rigged McDonald’s Monopoly Game and Stole Millions

July 29, 2018
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How an Ex-Cop Rigged McDonald’s Monopoly Game and Stole Millions   …. and the artist sketch that did him in!  Paul LanderPaul Lander is not sure which he is proudest of — winning the Nobel Peace Prize…

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Breaking: From Russia to Bistro Bis: Dana Rohrabacher, the Calif. congressman, who dined with alleged Russian agent

July 27, 2018
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From Russia to Bistro Bis: Dana Rohrabacher, the Calif. congressman, who dined with alleged Russian agent … and found time to make popcorn! Paul LanderPaul Lander is not sure which he is proudest of —…

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