Posts Tagged ‘ Obama ’

Fun Any Time Of The Year – Specialty Haunted Houses

November 4, 2018
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In the latest craze to hit the horror fan crowd are Haunted Houses designed for very specific groups. Each is tailor made to scare the bone marrow out of their target audience- Gun Nut Horror…

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Donald Trump’s Letters Home from Summer Camp

August 30, 2018
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DONALD TRUMP’S LETTERS HOME FROM SUMMER CAMP Dear Mom, Camp is great! Hardly any Mexicans made it over the wall. The headmaster and the other campers don’t mind saluting me, agreeing with everything I say…

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“Even More Ways I, Donald J. Trump, Am Better than Obama”

June 14, 2018
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“Even More Ways I, Donald J. Trump, Am Better than Obama”

“Kim Jong-un likes me best.” “My hands are smaller and daintier than Obama’s.” “Has Obama ever given Putin a sponge bath?” “Obama comes from Kenya, while I am such a true blue American I don’t…

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My Private Workout with Obama

May 29, 2018
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[The following is a 100% partially true story.] People routinely accuse me of telling over-the-top fabricated stories in Humor Outcasts. They make these outrageously unfair accusations just because I may bend the truth a tiny…

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On this week in 1959 President Eisenhower signed the Hawaii statehood bill

March 21, 2018
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  On this week in 1959 President Eisenhower signed the Hawaii statehood bill… officially marking Hawaii’s no longer being a part of Kenya. Paul LanderPaul Lander is not sure which he is proudest of —…

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Former President Obama Stars In Remake Of It’s A Wonderful Life’

December 19, 2017
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President Obama Stars In ‘It’s A Wonderful Life’

Former President Obama gazed down from the icy bridge into the swirling frigid waters of the Potomac below him. In the darkness of the night the distance between him and its whirlpools seemed vast. He…

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Trump and the Stock Market Truth

August 3, 2017
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Trump boast about the stock market: ‘That doesn’t just happen!’ Obama: You’re welcome. Paul LanderPaul Lander is not sure which he is proudest of — winning the Nobel Peace Prize or sending Sudanese peace activist,…

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Soup, Rock n Roll, and the Iranian Revolution

April 12, 2017
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Iranian Soup BEEF, HERB, AND YOGURT SOUP (Aashe Mast) INGREDIENTS 2 garlic cloves 1 large onion ¼ teaspoon pepper ½ teaspoon salt 1 teaspoon turmeric ½ pound ground beef ⅓ cup long grain rice 4½…

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Bad Advice Friday, 4-07-17

April 7, 2017
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  Today is once more Bad-Advice Friday. I shall be dispensing bad advice to all comers. The advice will stupendously bad. RP asks: Pop Tart wine pairings, please. Dear RP: While many people and all…

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Do It Yourself Future News Headlines

March 20, 2017
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If you look at enough different newspapers enough different times you find things can be quite similar. The rags always seem to be re-circulating the same type of newsworthy cadavers again and again. The names…

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