“My father confused me. From the ages of one to seven, I thought my name was Jesus Christ!” – Spike Milligan…

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Thanks Don Don’s. She doesn’t like Bon Jovi either. No talk about marriage but not bad for a first date…

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“Need a distraction today? Not only does 12 + 1 = 11 + 2, but the letters “twelve plus one” rearrange to give you “eleven plus two.” – Neil deGrasse Tyson…

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That awkward moment when you miss your son’s wedding because you have another staged assassination attempt to attend and then work on your 9-iron and then manipulate the stock market…

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“You unlock this door with the key of imagination. Beyond it is another dimension – a dimension of sound, a dimension of sight, a dimension of mind. You’re moving into a land of both shadow and substance, of things and ideas. You’ve just crossed over into the Twilight Zone!” – Rod Sterling…

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