“We changed the Terms & Conditions of the Trump Mobile Phone from “Made in the USA” to “Made up in the USA” and “refundable deposit” to “Later, losers.” This happened due to an unforeseen arrangement of words and is Biden’s fault. Instead of Siri, you get Stephen Miller and you can only text in CAPS. It also comes with 12 free pardons and “Biden’s Fault” wallpapers and ringtones.” – Donald Trump, maybe…

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Next on Fox News, from the team who brought you “Fake Assassination Attempts 1 & 2,” comes a tale so contrived, convoluted and removed from reality that only Todd Blanche can say it with a straight face…

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And if you look real close, you can see Donald Trump trying to stay away from staging another fake assassination attempt…

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And if you look real close, you can see Iran’s plans for a $400 million ballroom to protect the Strait of Hormuz…

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And if you look real close, you can see Trump assuring King Charles that he will be safe as there are no fake assassination attempts scheduled that day…

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