The strange disappearance of Sugartastic Daddy John and the even stranger appearance of the reason for his disappearance.

Sugartastic Daddy John was there and then he was not there. We looked near and we looked afar but no joy – he was not in sight at all, at all. We scratched our individual […]

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“I don’t care if the bar is closed. The bar is always closed when it’s not open. This is not the only place that has beer. I’m royalty in Liechtenstein”. – Thirsty Dave

As we move through the gears of life, put it into automatic and groove on down the highway, it’s not uncommon to lose patience with certain things.   And then there’s Leo…

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Some say it’s a coincidence that I became a vegan at the precise moment that I met Jill Y but I don’t see anything coincidental about it, at all.

If I had a magic bean for every time I said something stupid, I would have a 51% controlling interest in a multinational, magic beanery. Some say it’s a coincidence that I became a vegan […]

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Before, After or During?

I’ve been doing a lot of soul-searching and realizing things about myself that I never knew. I’ve managed to pinpoint the actual moment in life when I gained my personality and it doesn’t surprise me […]

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Top Gear and the Top Man

About 6.346 days ago, I found myself in a library. I was surrounded by books, people and Librarians. One of the books had many words. There were tables and chairs and some of the people […]

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There is no word wizardry in this at all, at all.

Some ideas are good and some transcend greatness in the way that the hula-hoop did. This idea is not one of those. Jill Y and I had our 67th argument of the day. She was […]

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My attempt to try and understand the telecommunications industry.

Anyone who says that Thirsty Dave is not a resourceful dude is a liar. In my attempt to try to understand the telecommunications industry, he’s been trying to sell me a phone because that’s what […]

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Grave News

It’s rare that Bill Y is genuinely genuine about anything except an incessant hatred of Bon Jovi and an obsessive love affair of the unknown mechanisms of magnets. You should probably just stop what you’re […]

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