The Compromise…

Jill Y wanted me to go to dinner with her parents instead of jiu jitsu class. I didn’t want to miss class so we compromised and went to dinner with her parents… 

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All the TASTE of beef, all the GOODNESS of beef and all the BEEF of beef in a 100% vegetarian burger.

I wouldn’t be one of those vegetarians who eats rabbit food. I prefer to eat non-rabbit food and rabbits. Jill Y, on the other end of the arm beside the wrist, is a full on […]

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WHY DOESN’T ANYBODY LISTEN TO ME? AM I SCREAMING A DIFFERENT LANGUAGE TO EVERYBODY ELSE? NOBODY EVER LISTENS TO A WORD I SAY AND I ALWAYS SAY WORDS SO ELOQUENTLY.

Apologies if I’m not my usual level-headed, self today. “JILL Y, I TOLD YOU TO HIDE THE KEY TO THE BEER FRIDGE. HERE COMES THIRSTY DAVE. IS THERE ANY CHANCE OF DOING THIS ONE SIMPLE […]

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The Game Of The Name.

Anna grew up to be a nun. Ariane grew up to be a bride. Eliza grew up to be a Prince Charles look-a-like. Lucas grew up to be Bob Geldof. George grew up to be […]

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Content Of Women’s Magazines

A couple of times each minute, Jill Y reads magazines with titles like “If Your Man Really Loved You, He would Listen To Bon Jovi With You” or “20 Ways To Know If Your Man […]

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To find out why reading is so important, read this.

My first and only mistake was to ask Jill Y what was wrong. When a man asks a woman that question, there are only two possible answers. You can be told what’s wrong, shut up […]

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Show Your Age.

I don’t know how old I am. You don’t know how old I am. Jill Y doesn’t know how old I am. Thirsty Dave doesn’t know how old I am. Scurvy Jane doesn’t know how […]

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Actions speak louder …

The Public Health Act of 1875 was written in words but sometimes words can’t quite express what we want to express. Is Jill Y happy with imaginary kids? I think so. Does she hanker for […]

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