JUST BECAUSE I AM A MEAN, HORRIBLE PERSON I WILL HEREBY GIVE AWAY THE ENDING OF THE NEW STAR WARS MOVIE JUST TO BE A JERK. I KNOW THAT YOU WON’T BE ABLE TO RESIST READING IT!!! BHWAAAAH, HAA, HAA, HAAAAAAA!!!

The ending is this: Luke Sky Walker wakes up and he is back in his bed at his Uncle Ben’s farm in the desert on Tatooine. He has just had the most incredible nightmare. It […]

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The Game Of The Name.

Anna grew up to be a nun. Ariane grew up to be a bride. Eliza grew up to be a Prince Charles look-a-like. Lucas grew up to be Bob Geldof. George grew up to be […]

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The unconfirmed reports of Thirsty Dave, non-alcoholic beer and the scrapbook of soberness.

I have it on good authority that Thirsty Dave has been spotted drinking non-alcoholic beer! There’s more chance of Disney making a bigger mess with Star Wars than George Lucas did with the prequels than […]

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