Having Fun with Unwanted Solicitors
One of my many slightly odd character flaws is that I seem to be a perpetual target for pushy solicitors who don’t know me from Adam and want to sell me some ridiculous product. Some […]
Category: Good Clean Fun
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JUST BECAUSE I AM A MEAN, HORRIBLE PERSON I WILL HEREBY GIVE AWAY THE ENDING OF THE NEW STAR WARS MOVIE JUST TO BE A JERK. I KNOW THAT YOU WON’T BE ABLE TO RESIST READING IT!!! BHWAAAAH, HAA, HAA, HAAAAAAA!!!
The ending is this: Luke Sky Walker wakes up and he is back in his bed at his Uncle Ben’s farm in the desert on Tatooine. He has just had the most incredible nightmare. It […]
Gadgets, My Guy, and Rambo
For most people, culinary single-use devices like strawberry hullers and cherry pitters are handy time-savers. But for cooking-klutz me, they are cabinet space-stealing clutter, rarely, if ever, used. I’ve got ceramic pie weights to hold […]
Happy Holidays from our HO Family to Yours
We cannot believe another year has passed and here we are again wishing peace, love and goodwill to all of you who join us each day for some well-deserved laughs. We, at HumorOutcasts.com, thank our […]
Christmas In Hawaii (To The Tune Of “White Christmas”)
I’m dreaming of a White Christmas But not the kind you’re thinking of I want white, sandy beaches and Blue, blue water and gorgeous hula Dancers in my sights I’m dreaming of a White Christmas […]
I’ve Been Naughty. Now I’m Getting Spanx-ed
‘Tis the season to over-indulge, true. But, ’tis, alas, also the season to sequin, shimmy, and shake – all of which challenge chubby, out-of-shape, middle-aged me. And while I can still wedge myself into my […]
Stories from the Cat House
My wife and I run a cat house. We take in girls – and boys – who were living on the streets and require them to do tricks in exchange for room and board. We’re […]
Life With Harmony the Cat
DISCLAIMER: The opinions expressed below in no way correspond to the opinions of the human who typed this. I typed it because I am the only creature in the house who has opposable thumbs. Furniture […]
Hey, Your Trees are Blocking My View (of Trees)
Is your job no longer motivating? Would you like a change of pace? Maybe have the chance to get out of your generic office cubicle, drink in the fresh air and meet interesting people? Are […]