The Joy of Missing Out
For most of my adult life, I’ve felt over-scheduled. There was work, followed by helping our kids with homework, followed by cleaning up the mess our kids made while we were helping them with homework. […]
Category: Good Clean Fun
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The Block Isn’t Even On Fire
(This is a blog I wrote to promote a real event our volunteer fire department is putting on. No, I don’t expect any H.O. readers live close enough to attend, but since there are always […]
Gerber Adult Baby Food – and Other Epic Marketing Disasters
What a brilliant idea – baby food for adults in single serving jars. What could possibly go wrong? This was an actual product idea Gerber brought to market. Shockingly, it was an epic fail. (Not […]
Washed Clean and Reborn
Our top-loading, white Kenmore washer is 35 years old but still works remarkably well. However, periodically—I’d say about every 9 months—the cold water line clogs, making the washer take ridiculously long to fill with blistering, […]
How to Adequately Satisfy Your Wife While Still Preserving Your Manhood
No, I’m not going to talk about sexually satisfying your wife. I’m going to advise you on something worlds more important than sex. Once while my wife was away for a few hours, I did […]
Say What? The Hearing-Impaired Game Show Contestant
Game Show Host: Welcome everybody to another episode of the wildly popular trivia game Who Said What? Tonight’s contestant is Wilbur Deffinear, an 84-year-old retired construction worker from Chugwater, Wyoming. Welcome to the show, Wilbur! […]
BREAKING WEATHER ALERT: Seattle Braces for Extremely Mild, Pleasant July Weather
We interrupt your regular TV programming for the following special emergency weather alert. ANCHOR ANITA SCOOP: Good evening. We interrupt your regularly scheduled rerun of Seattle’s Rainiest Moments for continuing coverage of what meteorologists are […]
The Simple Secret to Losing Weight and Staying Fit
Hey friend. Have you tried every diet plan known to mankind and still can’t seem to lose your unwanted belly fat? Did you commit to yet another Dry January, abstaining from all alcohol and avoiding […]
54321 Presents: 5 Potential Disney Animated Movies to Prepare Kids for the Real World
54321 Presents: 5 Potential Disney Animated Movies to Prepare Kids for the Real World Credits: Created by Paul Lander & Matt Clark 54321 Comedy Series Written, Directed & Edited by Paul Lander & Matt […]