He’ll Never Wear That!!
Category: Good Clean Fun
This category is pretty self explanatory, authors put things in here that they wouldn’t hesitate to let their young kids or parents read. If you find an article you feel doesn’t belong in this category please e-mail our editor Betsy and tell her the article and the issue you have with it. You can find her e-mail on our FAQ page.
Things Didn’t Go as Planned
When I was young, I was always planning out my life, sometimes down to the minute. I was highly organized and self-directed. I knew that to fulfill these plans, hard work was essential. Even as […]
The Accidental Prima Donna
Singing opera is not for sissies. Take, for example, the opera Tosca by Puccini. This show is filled with opportunities for stage accidents and other disasters. It includes two murder scenes, one with a knife […]
I Just Found Out I’m Related to Jesus – On My Mother’s Side
I just found out I’m related to Jesus – on my mother’s side. Isn’t that just divine? No need to worship me just because it turns out I’m probably a direct descendant of the Son […]
HO Writer of the Week: Karen Galatz
Humoroutcasts has such a diverse writing community. This week, we feature Karen Galatz whose work extends far beyond the “humor” world. We are so proud to have her as part of the HO family for […]
Sartorial Sins of the Flesh: Holey Jeans!
I may sound old-fashioned, but I think some of today’s lapses in sartorial style are downright sins. The way we dress and adorn ourselves would surely make my mother and grandmother shudder and shriek! In […]
The People’s Republic Of Uzupis – Where Humor And Insanity Get Their Chance. (A Real Place!)
Forget what it says about this being a spoof at the bottom of the page – The People’s Republic Of Uzupis is a REAL place! In 1991 the people of Lithuania declared their independence from […]
A Runners Grab Bag of Useless Information:
Cats can run faster than any human. (Don’t believe it? Try catching your cat sometimes.) 45 degrees is the optimal race-day temperature (based on scientific testing). Your feet can produce up to a pint of […]