How to Be an Unfavored Child
Parents are supposed to favor all their children, but we all know how that goes. Parents are human, and some of their kids are going to get a better kind of attention than others. How […]
Category: Good Clean Fun
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The Acci-Dental Checkup
On a recent appointment for a teeth cleaning, I was conned by the old bait and switch: I got a substitute plaque hacker and had not been alerted to the change. You might say I […]
This is Why My Laundry Hates Me
I hate to do laundry. Laundry is worse than scrubbing the toilet, cleaning the cat’s litter box, and mopping the floor with a toothbrush, among the world’s most distasteful tasks. I’d rather be tied to […]
Fun Trying Times
These are trying times. Try these tips for having more fun: The next time you meet someone who suffers a head trauma that causes amnesia, tell them you were there for them the whole time […]
Donna Cavanagh Shares Scoop on Her New Children’s Book
This month, HumorOutcasts founder Donna Cavanagh shared her insights with me for my podcast Entertaining Insights. Her new children’s book, Ramo to the Rescue, was a shift in genre for Cavanagh, but family inspiration (grandchildren!), […]
Five Words to Describe My Kindergartener
Please write five words describing your kindergartener. I stare at these words. I am completely stumped! What can I say about my younger son, M, that will not get our family flagged for […]
‘Erma’s Got Talent’ Offers Free Evening of Stand-Up Comedy
Free laughs. Comedy. Critiques. Cool people. All in the comfort of your own space. On Tuesday, May 3, 2022, Erma’s Got Talent, loosely formatted along the lines of America’s Got Talent, will offer 12 […]
Your Cat Wants This Food
Dear Cat Owner, Why spend tons of money on gourmet cat food when your cat will only turn up its nose at what you feed it, then go outside to eat bugs and twigs? Why […]
Things I Will Miss About No Longer Having to Wear A Mask
I can no longer use it to hide that I have forgotten to shave this morning. It will no longer cover up my smirk at someone’s stupid comment. The extra warmth it gives my jaw […]
Comments On The Blues Of The News
Comments On The Blues Of The News Dwayne Johnson challenges the Cookie Monster saying he will “kick a** and eat cookies” and “I’m almost out of cookies.”To which the Cookie Monster rebutted: “Me no longer […]