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The iShoe

June 2, 2018
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The iShoe

Isn’t it weird that in Get Smart the cell phone had already been invented and yet they hadn’t managed to invent the touch-tone key pad? That’s like inventing the gas-powered electric car. I’m assuming his shoe was…

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A Physicist’s Daily Routine

May 17, 2018
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                    6:00 a.m. Alarm sounds but universe is expanding so hard to hear. Sleep in for a Planck length. Move at the speed of sloth. Reach…

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IKEA’s Balls

May 10, 2018
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Have you tried the IKEA meatballs? Pretty good. Assembling them is tricky, and you can’t store anything in them, like clothes or books, but they’re tastier than a bed frame. Even when I accidentally swallowed…

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Disclosure Agreement

May 6, 2018
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I slept with a porn star when I was in high school. But instead of paying her to keep quiet, I had to pay her to admit it to my friends, so I could brag…

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Brush with Death

April 29, 2018
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Brush with Death

I had a brush with death yesterday. He brushed my teeth, which was very nice of him. Told me bad dental hygiene can lead to health problems, and a more permanent visit from him. “I’m…

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Scooter Libby

April 13, 2018
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Trump just pardoned Scooter Libby. Upon hearing the news, Scooter rushed home and hugged his kids, Mo-ped and Dirt-bike. His wife, Tesla, rebuffed his advances, saying she’s more autonomous now.   PFHardieI am a graphic…

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Gun with a Gun

March 20, 2018
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Gun with a Gun

The other day I saw a gun carrying another gun for protection. “No one is safe”, said the first gun. It was a smart gun. Knew all of its gun rights. The second gun also…

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Hawking Radiated

March 14, 2018
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Hawking Radiated

I’ve always believed that I could have been as smart as Stephen Hawking if I were him, instead of me. In honour of his life, you won’t hear about his biggest blunder, but you should.…

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Book Fun

February 24, 2018
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  I’ve been shoplifting lately. From Chapters. I call it slow shoplifting. Every day I go into the store and read one chapter from a book. Without paying. In about two weeks, depending on the length of…

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Electrician’s Licence?

February 19, 2018
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Electrician’s Licence?

I’ve been reading some books on how to rewire my brain. I’m anxious. Can I really trust myself to properly rewire my brain all on my own? Shouldn’t I at least have an electrician’s licence?…

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