You Know the Drill
I was captured by ISIS yesterday and tortured. Wait a minute. No. I was at the dentist. Always get those two situations confused. Had two teeth refilled. I asked for my entire head to be […]
Author: PFHardie
I am a graphic designer, humour writer, musician and piano teacher. And that's only during the day. At night I fight crime and hang out with my wonderful family.
Tryth to Power
Oh, politicians and the pithy things they say. Here is Hillary Clinton in a recent interview: Interviewer: Have you always told the truth? Clinton: I’ve always tried to (wide-eyed). Hmmm. How does one try to […]
Not My Type
As many of my friends know, my single, dating life (many moons ago) was abysmal. I had less chance of success than the ISIS barber shop down the street “taking a little off the top, […]
Please don’t kill me, youths in Asia
Why do youths in Asia want to kill me? I hear all this talk in Canada about Youth-in-Asia and how, when I’m ready to die, they can help me “succeed”. I’m sorry, but I’ll die […]
Chip Off the Old Block
I’m always looking for signs of the Almighty in my life. Oh sorry, did you think I meant my wife? I was confused for a minute there too. Yes, I’m completely wary of her wrath […]
Border Security: Empty Stomach, USA
I have a new diet plan this year. It differs from all other diets in that it uses obfuscation, misdirection and outright lying, things that have always worked for me in the past. It’s based on […]
