Not My Type
As many of my friends know, my single, dating life (many moons ago) was abysmal. I had less chance of success than the ISIS barber shop down the street “taking a little off the top, […]
As many of my friends know, my single, dating life (many moons ago) was abysmal. I had less chance of success than the ISIS barber shop down the street “taking a little off the top, […]
Why do youths in Asia want to kill me? I hear all this talk in Canada about Youth-in-Asia and how, when I’m ready to die, they can help me “succeed”. I’m sorry, but I’ll die […]
I’m always looking for signs of the Almighty in my life. Oh sorry, did you think I meant my wife? I was confused for a minute there too. Yes, I’m completely wary of her wrath […]
I have a new diet plan this year. It differs from all other diets in that it uses obfuscation, misdirection and outright lying, things that have always worked for me in the past. It’s based on […]