An orange tabby cat beat professionals in a stock-picking competition. He made his selections by throwing his favorite toy mouse on a grid of numbers […]
Bert and Ernie: The Lost Interview Conspicuously absent in social media speculation surrounding the sexual orientation of Muppets Bert and Ernie is the fact […]
What I meant to do: Run a 10K race and eat a healthy meal. What I actually did: Ran a 10 K race then ate […]
In Sweden children are protected by law from spanking and are becoming the chief decision makers in homes at very young ages, leading some to fear […]
The camera adds ten pounds. That’s why, when you get your picture taken, you should wear bigger clothes. Find more dubious advice in I Used […]
An orange tabby cat beat professionals in a stock-picking competition. He made his selections by throwing his favorite toy mouse on a grid of numbers […]
Bert and Ernie: The Lost Interview Conspicuously absent in social media speculation surrounding the sexual orientation of Muppets Bert and Ernie is the fact […]
What I meant to do: Run a 10K race and eat a healthy meal. What I actually did: Ran a 10 K race then ate […]
In Sweden children are protected by law from spanking and are becoming the chief decision makers in homes at very young ages, leading some to fear […]
Artwork by Lauren Faulkenberry. Text/idea by Bill Spencer.
Artist’s Website: laurenfaulkenberry.com
Lauren Faulkenberry
Here’s a helpful suggestion for choosing a wife: Don’t pick from the bin that says “Tragic view of life.” Sure, she’ll share your love of […]
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FLUSHING, Queens, N.Y. The National Football League’s 2019 draft is two months in the future, but Bill Zawinooski’s eyes are looking to the past. “For […]
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At some point in the relationship, every man I’ve ever gone out with has looked at me sadly and concluded “You aren’t very romantic, are […]
Remember when cars didn’t have starters, and you used to have to crank them to start? Okay, neither do I. But I’ll bet a lot […]
On Valentine’s Day in fifth grade, we remember sitting at our desks anxiously awaiting the distribution of cards from a shoebox wrapped in red foil. […]
Anarchist Emma Goldman was co-owner of an ice cream parlor in Worcester, Mass. New England Historical Society Goldman: “Make up your mind, I haven’t got […]
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