The Red-Blooded Boy’s Guide to Fashion Week
When I was growing up–I know, that begs the question–if I wasn’t gigging frogs or shooting marbles I used to wile away my idle hours hanging out at my father’s business. What boy doesn’t want […]
Ripping the Headlines Today, 9/11/26
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about Candace Cameron Bure, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for. […]
Me and My Big Gutta-Percha Mouth
It was one of those unpleasant things that is best endured in silence and without complaint. I had had one prior experience with a root canal so I knew what the . . . ahem […]
Study Finds Widespread Irony Deficiency Among WASPs
WESTLAND, Mass. It’s 3 p.m. on a Thursday, milk and cookies time at the Shady Lane Nursery School in this upscale suburb of Boston, but the pre-schoolers here are under observation by more adults than […]
Future Karens of America Helps Girls Adjust to Others’ Incompetence
KALAMAZOO, Michigan. Yesterday was Jenny Banazak’s first day of fourth grade, but an observer of the little girl as she walked into class might be forgiven for thinking it was her mother Chloe who was […]
