Why do Video Game Characters drive Mario Karts? To make up for having small mushroom shaped penises, of course.
BOSTON. For many years one of the most visited sites in this city full of tourist attractions was Filene’s Basement, the off-price retailer where men’s […]
By: Janet Golden and Roz Warren Awhile back, the NRA rewrote a number of Grimm’s fairy tales to include guns. In their version of […]
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Claim: A never-previously wed, college-educated woman over age 40 has a better chance of being killed by a terrorist than of getting married. Status: False. […]
BOSTON. For many years one of the most visited sites in this city full of tourist attractions was Filene’s Basement, the off-price retailer where men’s […]
By: Janet Golden and Roz Warren Awhile back, the NRA rewrote a number of Grimm’s fairy tales to include guns. In their version of […]
Claim: A never-previously wed, college-educated woman over age 40 has a better chance of being killed by a terrorist than of getting married. Status: False. […]
Death got you down? Your Great Aunt Mildred just died. When you were a kid she used to spit chewing tobacco on your new shoes. […]
President Donald Trump killed and ate a small child today who had wandered away from his parents during a White House tour. Aides described the […]
American Entree DRUNKEN CHEESEBURGERS INGREDIENTS 4 garlic cloves 1 pound ground beef (80%) or ground chuck 2 cups Cabernet Sauvignon, Marsala, or red wine 1 […]
Yoga instructions have been added to parking citations in Cambridge, Massachusetts, to “debunk the idea that all parking tickets are a hostile action.” […]
Hong Kong Breakfast PEANUT BUTTER FRENCH TOAST INGREDIENTS 4 slices thick white bread* 6 tablespoons condensed milk ¼ cup smooth peanut butter 3 eggs ½ […]
Cajun Entree SHRIMP PO’ BOYS INGREDIENTS – REMOULADE 1 tablespoon capers 1½ tablespoons flat-leaf parsley or parsley 1 garlic clove 2 tablespoons Creole mustard or […]
Does all the gloom and doom of the news get you down? Well, cheer up! Here’s household news you can […]
Budleigh the Terrier offers professional advice from a licensed dog. Dear Budleigh, I’m having a disagreement with my Cockapoo, Mighty, and I’m hoping you can […]
Three thousand people are not dead. I brought them back to life, it’s said. They’ve been returned back to the living. That’s just how I […]
The following are real life experiences: It was my first time to Steamboat Springs in Colorado. As was my usual way of traveling in my […]
What a great sport running is. I mean, think of all of the advantages! You can run anywhere. You don’t need a football field or […]
My husband has had The Weather Channel on all morning. We don’t live anywhere near hurricane Florence, but we are compelled to watch. It made […]
Today I am grateful I haven’t taken a sledge hammer to my computer. I want what I want, when I want it and that statement […]
DOWNER’S GROVE, Illinois. It’s Thursday night in this suburb of Chicago, and Mike DeAngelo, a twenty-something actuarial accountant, is nervously checking his hair in the […]
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