Wisdom for Dummies
I wonder how often window shoppers come home with windows.
Don’t Cough So Close to Me
The coronavirus outbreak is a serious, deadly thing, and it should be taken seriously. All the more reason to have fun with it … because if you can’t laugh, the virus has already won. So […]
SPARKS BRIEF: The History Channel’s On A Roll
New York, NY – Today in a press conference, Eli Lehrer, Executive Vice President of Original Programming for the History Channel, announced the premiere of its new show, TP Pickers. Lehrer informed a group of […]
Consumer Pornography
Aisles being stocked to the max with toilet paper and rubbing alcohol. OMG!!! Show me more! Show me more!
Malaise-y Days
My hands have become chafed from washin’. My 401(k) took a drubbin’. Keep six feet away, out of caution. I can’t even go out night-clubbin’. I keep coughing into my elbow. I don’t touch my […]
Ripping the Headlines Today, 3/30/20
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for. And, as in the case with […]
Test Your Bailout Bill IQ
We were all so innocent back in 2008–we thought Congress could bail the country out of a crisis with just a 219-page bill. We were young and foolish, what did we know? To do the job […]
“They Almost Got Away with It”: How the CIA Foiled the Russian Toilet-Paper Hoax
In a plot that could have been lifted from a John le Carré spy novel, Russian operatives have been identified as the source of the recent toilet-paper-hoarding phenomenon in the United States. According to National […]
Now & Then
Now, I have now and then experienced both then and now, and I can say without a doubt that if then is past, then now is a present. Which is better? Take a look now […]