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Defying Hopes, Tricksters Reject Healthy Treats
WELLESLEY FALLS, Massachusetts. Janet Disalvo is, by her own admission, an unreformed hippie. The mother of three lets the grass in her front yard grow wild, creating a sharp contrast with the well-manicured lawns of […]
Ripping the Headlines Today 10/30/26
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about Katie Zacharia fired after five days as White House Press Secretary, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s […]
Happy Absurdist Halloween
The half-way point of my Sunday bike ride always makes me fear for the future of this great nation of ours. I stop at one of the coffee places that mark the turn-around point of my three […]
Haiku: There’s Some Central Perks, Right There
Jen Aniston earns Millions from ‘Friends, still.’ Now That’s: Friends with Benefits.
Investors Score With CEO Mother-in-Law Death Bets
GREENWICH, Conn. This town is home to some of America’s most successful hedge fund managers, whose palatial mansions recall the robber barons of the Gilded Age. “It’s not enough to just have a helipad anymore,” says […]
Gaylord Goforth’s Guide to Surviving Halloween
My Dearest Witches and Warlocks: October is creeping its way toward the second most popular holiday of the year: Halloween. What’s number one? Sweet Jesus, don’t tell me you’re clueless. Think “Away in a Manger” […]