I wasn’t but I am now…
Competition Tough as Cats Fight to Maintain Control of Internet
SOMEWHERE NEAR BOSTON. It’s 2 a.m. on a Saturday morning, but you wouldn’t know it from the hum of activity here in the basement of an undisclosed location in the western suburbs of Boston. “Damn corgis!” In […]
Trump Reveals Names, Dates, and Targets of Upcoming Military Campaigns
With Operation Epic Fury in Iran fully underway, President Donald J. Trump announced on Sunday the remaining U. S. military attacks scheduled for 2026. They include: APRIL 10 → Cuba: “Operation Who Can Stop Me?” MAY 1 → […]
My Dark Horse Run for Anti-Pope
It was one of the darkest periods of my life: my girlfriend had dumped me, the firm where I worked had broken up in a fight between two factions, neither of which *sniff* wanted me […]
At NFL Combine, Teams Probe to Avoid “Kelcefication”
INDIANAPOLIS. The NFL Scouting Combine, the annual meat-market in which college football players are put through their paces running, jumping, and navigating their way around little orange cones, began here Thursday, with representatives of the […]
Trump Opts For A Video Store Instead Of A Presidential Library
Trump’s Video Land Library opened today along the highway linking Mar-A-Lago to the rest of the world. A burgeoning business ensued immediately upon opening as die hard MAGA fans from around the U.S. descended like […]
As Harvard Ties to Epstein Grow, Trump Offers Ethics Advice
CAMBRIDGE, Mass. First to fall for his connections to Jeffrey Epstein was Lawrence Summers, former President of Harvard and advisor to Presidents Clinton and Obama, who announced Wednesday that he would retire from the school […]
Ripping the Headlines Today, 2/27/26
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about NBA All Star Weekend, don’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is […]