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Maybe there’s something in these magazines after all…

How does icing occur in Quechee, VT? You buy a plain cake. Imagine a flavor. Open the box at home. If you haven’t been a jerk lately, it’ll have icing. The chocolate is sublime.

Come For The Great Gatsby, Stay For The Sardines

Library patrons often bring coffee, soda or chips to the library where I work to snack on. But some patrons nosh on more surprising things. […]

Cheap Headphones…

Tolkien Fans Will Feel Right at Home Here

Most fans of The Hobbit and The Lord of the Rings have fantasized what it would be like to have a Hobbit home, but Jim […]

Madonna: Like A Virgin or Is A Virgin

Madonna: Like A Virgin or Is A Virgin In what was described as the Miracle at Marie Calendars after a waitress’s narcoleptic fit caused a […]

Getting older leads to sleepless night

I was going to bed late, had to get up early for work—probably should’ve skipped that cup of coffee—and I was getting old. Wow, my […]

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Maybe there’s something in these magazines after all…

August 21, 2018

By Bill Y "The Legendary Legend" Ledden

How does icing occur in Quechee, VT? You buy a plain cake. Imagine a flavor. Open the box at home. If you haven’t been a jerk lately, it’ll have icing. The chocolate is sublime.

August 20, 2018

By Rod Bartchy

Come For The Great Gatsby, Stay For The Sardines

August 20, 2018

By Roz Warren

Library patrons often bring coffee, soda or chips to the library where I work to snack on. But some patrons nosh on more surprising things. […]

Cheap Headphones…

August 20, 2018

By Bill Y "The Legendary Legend" Ledden

Tolkien Fans Will Feel Right at Home Here

August 18, 2018

By Jim Nolan

Most fans of The Hobbit and The Lord of the Rings have fantasized what it would be like to have a Hobbit home, but Jim […]

Game of Thrones, or: Reviewing War and Peace, but with no peace and ten times the war

August 17, 2018

By Mark R Hunter

So … you’ve probably heard of this book, which has garnered some moderate success from an otherwise unknown author by the name of George R. […]

Madonna: Like A Virgin or Is A Virgin

August 17, 2018

By Paul Lander

Madonna: Like A Virgin or Is A Virgin In what was described as the Miracle at Marie Calendars after a waitress’s narcoleptic fit caused a […]

Getting older leads to sleepless night

August 17, 2018

By Michael Picarella

I was going to bed late, had to get up early for work—probably should’ve skipped that cup of coffee—and I was getting old. Wow, my […]

Running with the Bulls(hitters):

August 17, 2018

By Roger Hollis

While we’ve all heard about and seen the runners who run with the bulls during the “Running of the Bulls” in Pamplona, Spain and have […]

As Families Tighten Belts, “Distressed” Jeans Feel the Pinch

August 17, 2018

By Con Chapman

OAK PARK, Illinois. Martha Reznik is the mother of a teenaged son, Todd, whose summer growth spurt means a trip to the mall for new […]

That awkward moment when your smart friends start talking about investment opportunities and you decide not to mince your words…

August 17, 2018

By Bill Y "The Legendary Legend" Ledden

At One Coffee Chain, Some Don’t Get Credit Where It’s Due

August 16, 2018

By Con Chapman

BOSTON. It’s eight a.m. on a cool summer day, and Adrienne Klein is looking forward to her iced latte before making the trip down Winter Street to […]

Always use protection when you’re horny…

August 16, 2018

By Bill Y "The Legendary Legend" Ledden

Ripping the Headlines Today, 8/15/18

August 15, 2018

By Paul Lander

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release […]

The Revoke’s On You

August 15, 2018

By John Branning

John Brennan’s entitled to say what he’s thinking. He offers up critical speech, without shrinking. His right to speak up I will not interfere with. […]

Want To Rob A Bank With Me?

August 15, 2018

By Roz Warren

My smart phone has a feature that allows you to scan in your thumb print, after which it will recognize your thumb and unlock itself […]

My Short-Lived Career as a BINGO Announcer

August 15, 2018

By Tim Jones

Throughout my life, I’ve held a variety of jobs – from Sales Director to Director of Sales and everything in between. Given the chance, I […]

Paper Stuffers Cram for Finals

August 15, 2018

By Con Chapman

DORCHESTER (BOSTON), Mass. It’s 7:30 p.m. on a Monday, and most young men in their mid-to-late twenties would rather be anywhere than sitting at a desk […]

Some Good Advice…

August 15, 2018

By Bill Y "The Legendary Legend" Ledden

Brain Slices

August 14, 2018

By PFHardie

I went into a Bed Bath & Beyond and asked to see the Beyond part. No one had a clue where it was. All they could tell […]

What’s My Name?

August 14, 2018

By Janice Arenofsky

When I first went to school, the teachers didn’t stumble over my last name. They just called me by my first name. They didn’t joke […]

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Maybe there’s something in these magazines after all…

How does icing occur in Quechee, VT? You buy a plain cake. Imagine a flavor. Open the box at home. If you haven’t been a jerk lately, it’ll have icing. The chocolate is sublime.

Come For The Great Gatsby, Stay For The Sardines

Cheap Headphones…

Tolkien Fans Will Feel Right at Home Here

Madonna: Like A Virgin or Is A Virgin

Getting older leads to sleepless night

Latest Story

Maybe there’s something in these magazines after all…

How does icing occur in Quechee, VT? You buy a plain cake. Imagine a flavor. Open the box at home. If you haven’t been a jerk lately, it’ll have icing. The chocolate is sublime.

Come For The Great Gatsby, Stay For The Sardines

Cheap Headphones…

Tolkien Fans Will Feel Right at Home Here

Game of Thrones, or: Reviewing War and Peace, but with no peace and ten times the war

Madonna: Like A Virgin or Is A Virgin

Getting older leads to sleepless night

Running with the Bulls(hitters):

As Families Tighten Belts, “Distressed” Jeans Feel the Pinch

That awkward moment when your smart friends start talking about investment opportunities and you decide not to mince your words…

At One Coffee Chain, Some Don’t Get Credit Where It’s Due

Always use protection when you’re horny…

Ripping the Headlines Today, 8/15/18

The Revoke’s On You

Want To Rob A Bank With Me?

My Short-Lived Career as a BINGO Announcer

Paper Stuffers Cram for Finals

Some Good Advice…

Brain Slices

What’s My Name?

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