“Barack Hussein Obama only gave Iran $1.7bn. I am giving them $300bn. Tomorrow I will be signing an Executive Order making 300 smaller than 1.7.” – Donald Trump, maybe…

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ANCHOR, CHIP PRINGLES (Seated at a news desk. The year is 2037.) Good evening, I’m Chip Pringles. Welcome to the 5pm edition of Channel 7 Eye Witness News. Our top story tonight: Everything you thought […]