Cartoon: Mission Accomplished
Written by: Paul Lander Artist: Dan McConnell
Pats Fans Prepare for Super Bowl as Team Evens Record
FOXBORO, Mass. As the last seconds ticked off the clock to seal a 29-26 win by the New England Patriots over the Buffalo Bills, Frank Zuroshka set up a pup tent bearing his favorite team’s […]
Earthquake Recorded at Arlington National Cemetery When Veterans Roll Over During Hegseth’s “State of the Force” Address
Officials are still assessing the damage at Arlington National Cemetery following a minor earthquake (5.1 on the Richter Scale) that occurred on Wednesday as Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth was delivering his “State of the […]
Ripping the Headlines Today, 10/2/26
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about the Charmin ‘Forever Roll,’ doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is […]
Intro to Rock Poetry 101
It was one of those fashionable academic parties where emulation–in the form of whom, among the assembled group, possessed the most extensive knowledge of classic rock lyrics, and whose tastes in the matter were most […]
