Ripping the Headlines Today, 3/6/26
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about free condoms for the athletes at the Winter Olympics, don’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s what any […]
Juan Jose Guiraldes, Boston Jaywalking Cop
BOSTON. This city, often referred to as the “Athens of America,” sometimes by non-residents, is famous for many things; the invention of the telephone by Alexander Graham Bell, the first use of ether to remove […]
Thousands Flee Pentagon After Hegseth’s Testosterone Level Triggers Smoke Alarm
Several hundred Pentagon employees were injured on Wednesday afternoon as they ran from the building in a panic following the activation of a smoke alarm by Pete Hegseth’s sky-high testosterone level. “It was a nightmare,” said […]
Flaming Snowblower Update
So, we found out why our snowblower caught fire, and I think you’ll find it ironic. First of all, I was the only one who ever operated the snowblower. It’s important to know that Emily […]
Not Coming This Fall: Finding Chemo
Not Coming This Fall: Finding Chemo No need to order tickets now! Written by: Paul Lander & Matthew Clark Created by: Paul Lander & Matthew Clark Executive Produced by: Also us, because no one else would stop […]
The Evolution of the License Plate?
Posted on USA Today Network, December 18, 2023: The New York Department of Motor Vehicles announced a new line of 10 regional New York license plates earlier this year, releasing them one by one over the summer. […]
Vieru Chiznu-Prut, Freedonian “New Wave” Poet, Dead at 84
DOS FLEDENS, Freedonia. Vieru Chiznu-Prut, a seminal figure in the “New Wave” movement that transformed the poetry of this consonant-loving nation, has died after crashing his Vespa motorbike into an eggplant stand near his home […]
With Freud, at the Smoothie Bar
The agency that oversees federal programs relating to mental illness recommended drinking fruit smoothies and line dancing. The Wall Street Journal The “Dora” Case: A young woman named Ida Bauer, whom I will […]