A Neighborhood Without Euphemisms
The El over my head thundered just as it did in that early New York of the Oliver Optics; there were signs hung above the roofs, gold letters on a black field, advertising jewelry, Klein’s […]
News Of The Future- Jan. 20, 2030- Emperor Trump Mandates That All Children Born In U.S. Shall Have His Name Tattooed On Their Foreheads.
The Great Emperor of the U.S. and the newly created colonies of Canada and Greenland, has by Royal Decree proclaimed that all children born of naturalized citizens shall henceforth have, within 3 days after their […]
We Few, We Band of Psychedelic Republicans
John Perry Barlow, who wrote the lyrics to more than two dozen Grateful Dead songs beginning in 1971, described his first LSD trip as the most important experience he ever had. He was a lifelong Republican. Review […]
SPARKS BRIEF: Bondi Announces Weekly Podcast
Washington, D.C. – After an insult-driven, shrill performance by Attorney General Pam Bondi during a congressional hearing, MAGA loyalists have dubbed her their darling of scorched-earth politics. Aides are calling this “a bold pivot from […]
Cruisin’ the HOV Lane With My Inflatable Love Doll
Police say an increasing number of drivers looking to sneak illegally into car-pool lanes use mannequins, skeletons, blow-up sex dolls and various other beings made of wood, plastic or fabric to fool state troopers. The […]
54321 Presents: Five Signs You Might Be a Karen
54321 Presents: Five Signs You Might Be a Karen Credits: Created by Paul Lander & Matt Clark 54321 Comedy Series Written, Directed & Edited by Paul Lander & Matt Clark More episodes on YouTube https://www.youtube.com/@PrettyDamnSketchy
Fake Your Way With Biz Cliches
If you want to get ahead in business, it is not enough to be intelligent, hard-working, and decisive. The Great Plains of Commerce are littered with the corpses of men and women who possess these […]