Defending America’s Backup Underwear Reserve
It was an offhand comment, really. If my head had been turned I probably wouldn’t have heard it, but it wasn’t, so I did. During a break in a long business meeting, a guy sitting […]
Media Outlets Declare A ‘Trump-Free Week’ Of News For The Sake Of National Mental Health.
All of the major television news outlets have declared a “Trump Free Week” of news offerings for the sake of the nation’s mental health (with the exception of FOX News stations which could care less […]
Ripping the Headlines Today, 3/13/26
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about Hannah Neeleman expecting baby number nine, don’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft […]
A Neighborhood Without Euphemisms
The El over my head thundered just as it did in that early New York of the Oliver Optics; there were signs hung above the roofs, gold letters on a black field, advertising jewelry, Klein’s […]
News Of The Future- Jan. 20, 2030- Emperor Trump Mandates That All Children Born In U.S. Shall Have His Name Tattooed On Their Foreheads.
The Great Emperor of the U.S. and the newly created colonies of Canada and Greenland, has by Royal Decree proclaimed that all children born of naturalized citizens shall henceforth have, within 3 days after their […]
We Few, We Band of Psychedelic Republicans
John Perry Barlow, who wrote the lyrics to more than two dozen Grateful Dead songs beginning in 1971, described his first LSD trip as the most important experience he ever had. He was a lifelong Republican. Review […]
SPARKS BRIEF: Bondi Announces Weekly Podcast
Washington, D.C. – After an insult-driven, shrill performance by Attorney General Pam Bondi during a congressional hearing, MAGA loyalists have dubbed her their darling of scorched-earth politics. Aides are calling this “a bold pivot from […]