The Place to Take a Humor Break
ANCHOR, CHIP PRINGLES (Seated at a news desk. The year is 2037.) Good evening, I’m Chip Pringles. Welcome to the 5pm edition of Channel 7 Eye Witness News. Our top story tonight: Everything you thought […]
Aspiring models are participating in boot camps in the hope of winning Victoria’s Secret’s nationwide runway model search. The Boston Herald As I unpacked my duffle bag in the […]
In retrospect, I wasn’t ready to leave home yet. I was full of myself and thought I could handle the wider world that my older siblings had set out to see before me. But I […]
The landline rings, waking me from the first of my two (2) allotted naps of a Sunday. I normally wouldn’t pick up–it’s usually a local financial planner who drops the call as soon as he […]
In a major concession, Iran has pledged that it will never drop a nuclear bomb on the United States between 8:30 am and 5:00 pm on a weekday. “To those who had the slightest doubt […]
Time is a mysterious force that affects all of our lives, even if we can’t see it, touch it, or feel it. Sometimes it moves very fast–we have hardly dropped our credit card payment in […]
