White House Communications Director, Steven Chung communicates that he will not be appearing as Jabba the Hutt in the upcoming Star Wars movie and that his bag is massively manly and full of testosterone gifted to him by Pete Hegseth and that Gavin Newsom is two weeks away from developing a nuclear bomb…

Prediction markets massively confused about rumored UFC fight between Melania and Natalie Harp because the winner gets Donald Trump…

Trump tells Natalie they would be perfect for each other if only he was only 3000% younger and she was 4000% younger…