Ripping the Headlines Today, 7/31/26
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about the FIFA President, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for. […]
How to Adequately Satisfy Your Wife While Still Preserving Your Manhood
No, I’m not going to talk about sexually satisfying your wife. I’m going to advise you on something worlds more important than sex. Once while my wife was away for a few hours, I did […]
As Summer Wanes, Zucchini-Avoidance Measures Kick In
WESTLAND, Mass. It’s a beautiful late July day in this suburb west of Boston, with relatively cool temperatures and low humidity, but Todd and Mindy Boudin are sequestered inside their three-bedroom home with the curtains […]
Fed Family Feud
A testy dinnertime exchange between Federal Reserve Chairman Kevin Warsh and Governor Christopher Waller last month was exactly what Warsh said he wants: a “good family fight.” The Wall Street Journal As I made my […]
Warning Signs Your Spouse Might Be a Birder
As a nationally recognized unlicensed behavioral psychologist who has spent nearly three decades studying unusual human habits, I have witnessed countless troubling obsessions. I’ve seen adults spend $14,000 on virtual farm equipment in online games. […]
Falling Out of Trees Over Jane Goodall
Jane Goodall observed that male chimpanzees fall out of trees twice as often as female chimpanzees, and that all the falls over ten meters involved males. Sex and War, Malcolm Potts and Thomas Hayden Be […]
