“Diplomacy is the art of telling people to go to hell in such a way that they ask for directions.” – Sir Winston Leonard Spencer Churchill…
Trump Appoints Guilfoyle as Nation’s First Secretary of Graft
“Why didn’t I think of this sooner?” That’s what President Donald J. Trump wondered aloud as he addressed reporters on Tuesday. He had just announced that Kimberly Guilfoyle would be joining his Cabinet as Secretary […]
For Lovers of Litotes, Search for Not Unacceptable Mates is Hard
BOSTON. On any given night, young men and women in this city full of students and young professionals crowd the bars in the Quincy Market area hoping to find someone to spend the weekend–and perhaps […]
An Exclusive Interview with Alexa: The Truth Behind the Voice
I recently had the rare opportunity to sit down with the world’s most overworked digital assistant: Amazon’s Alexa. You know her. You love her. You also probably yell at her now and then like when […]
Ten State “Festival of Flatness” Hits Bump in Road
TERRE HAUTE, Indiana. It’s a cool autumn day in this town of 60,000 near the eastern border of Illinois, perfect conditions as far as Dan Pfeiffer is concerned. “If this keeps up, we’ll get some […]
I Hear the Voices of Angels
It had been, for several years, a nagging problem; a high-pitched ringing in my ears that never seemed to stop. I attributed it to the barrage of noises I’m subjected to every day–squealing trolley wheels, […]
Trump Promises Not to Bomb Boston Before the Midterms
Following up on his pledge not to attack Iran until after November 3rd, President Donald J. Trump told reporters on Friday that he will not carry out a nuclear strike against Boston, Massachusetts before December. Said […]