Donald Trump says Michelle Obama and Melania Epstein can be as happy as they want as long as they pay his new 3,000% “Smiling Tariff.”…
In Self-Regarding Twist, Anthropologist Studies Own Tribe
BURLINGTON, Vermont. When Charles Verburne retired in 2025 the last thing he wanted to do–unlike some senior citizens–was “see the world.” “I’ve been everywhere. Papua, New Guinea, Borneo–even Schenectady,” the 70-year-old says with a laugh. […]
Ripping the Headlines Today, 9/4/26
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about Ed Sheeran, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for. And, […]
Doo-Wop Castrati Tell Painful Truth About Falsettos
DETROIT. For Marvin Deshields, former lead singer of the 50′s doo-wop group The Fabulous Croutons, every excursion out into public is an occasion for anxiety. “Somebody like you,” he says to this reporter, “you don’t think twice […]
ESPN Awarded Broadcast Rights to the Next Five Years of the Iran War
The Trump Administration has granted ESPN exclusive rights to cover the armed conflict between the United States and Iran. “We anticipate having troops on the ground in that hellhole of a country within the next two […]
Scooter & Skipper in Nietzsche Land
A new marketing campaign by German state Saxony-Anhalt will focus on famous sons of the region, from Bismarck to Nietzsche. The Wall Street Journal We piled the kids into the car and headed out for […]
Not Coming this Fall: The Spider-Mansplainer: A Brand New Day
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