Ripping the Headlines Today, 8/11/22
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about the Republican effort to “Defund the FBI,” doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release […]
Whither Butter Sculpture?
It has been several years since Norma Lyon, the pre-eminent practitioner of a uniquely American art form–butter sculpture–died, and the deep impact of her demise becomes more clear with each passing day. “I can’t believe it’s not Jesus […]
Hairy Situations Added Color To Our Lives
My youngest daughter wanted to color her hair. Brown. Remember brown, it becomes important later. My oldest daughter volunteered to do the coloring. She’s good at that kind of thing. (At least she was then–this […]
Manners: Talking to Ladies
Manners Haiku Be nice and say please.Clean up after your murders.Always say thank you. – Paul R. De Lancey, Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D. Check out my latest novel, the hilarious […]
Last Call for the Merit Badge Failures
It always returns at the end of summer–the feeling of failure. It has a dry, bitter taste that goes with it, as if it’s a wasting disease that afflicts your entire body and psyche and […]
Fraud! Moby Dick Was Not a Whale
Moby Dick was to be portrayed by a whale in the movie with the same name. There are, of course, sperm whales that can be hired for the role. However, sperm whales know they have […]
Cartoon: : Jilly, Jilly, I hope I didn’t give you the Covid
Written by: Paul LanderArtist: Dan McConnell