The Annual Sock Round-Up
We was headed north, where people needed socks year-round, and I was trail boss of the sorriest bunch of sock wranglers I’d ever laid eyes on. “Hey you,” I yelled at the one everyone knew […]
Trump is Finally Named “Man of the Year” by KKK
The only question is why it took so long. On Saturday, the Ku Klux Klan announced that President Donald J. Trump will receive the organization’s Man of the Year award for 2026 in a March 1st public ceremony […]
SPARKS BRIEF: The New Me, Myself, and iPhone
Cupertino, CA – Apple announced a new series of smartphones to be released in the spring of 2026. The new Me, Myself, and iPhone features upgraded tools designed to enhance twenty-four hours of “me time.” […]
Another Dismal Super Bowl Sunday
It was getting late on Super Bowl Sunday and my wife was beginning her usual routine; looking out our kitchen windows longingly at the other couples in our condo complex heading to a party to […]
54321: Five Rejected Peanuts Specials
Five Rejected Peanuts Special. Good Grief doesn’t even cover it! Written by: Paul Lander & Matthew Clark Created by: Paul Lander & Matthew Clark Executive Produced by: Also us, because no one else would stop us […]
ASPCA Will Establish Shelters Nationwide for Homeless Robot Dogs
In a decision that took the animal-rights community by surprise on Friday, the American Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals (ASPCA) announced that it will build approximately 250 facilities across the country to provide shelter […]
NFL Adds Two Appeals Courts to Lengthen Super Bowl Broadcast
SANTA CLARA, Ca. Tomorrow’s Super Bowl LX, or “60” as it is known outside the Roman Empire, will be the longest football game of the current season, but for officials of the NBC Television Network, […]
