“I do know how to administer CPR. However, I will not administer CPR unless you’re a hot female. If you’re some fat dude and you just had a heart attack and I don’t really know you, you’re gonna die. No, not even if you’re a friend.” – Andrew Tate…
Ripping the Headlines Today, 9/4/26
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about Ed Sheeran, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for. And, […]
Doo-Wop Castrati Tell Painful Truth About Falsettos
DETROIT. For Marvin Deshields, former lead singer of the 50′s doo-wop group The Fabulous Croutons, every excursion out into public is an occasion for anxiety. “Somebody like you,” he says to this reporter, “you don’t think twice […]
ESPN Awarded Broadcast Rights to the Next Five Years of the Iran War
The Trump Administration has granted ESPN exclusive rights to cover the armed conflict between the United States and Iran. “We anticipate having troops on the ground in that hellhole of a country within the next two […]
Scooter & Skipper in Nietzsche Land
A new marketing campaign by German state Saxony-Anhalt will focus on famous sons of the region, from Bismarck to Nietzsche. The Wall Street Journal We piled the kids into the car and headed out for […]
Not Coming this Fall: The Spider-Mansplainer: A Brand New Day
Credits: Created by Paul Lander & Matt Clark Pretty Damn Sketchy Comedy Series Written, Directed & Edited by Paul Lander & Matt Clark More episodes on YouTube https://www.youtube.com/@PrettyDamnSketchy
SPARKS BRIEF: The Terror of Trump Talk
Washington, D.C. – President Trump is using late-night TV as the latest deflection tactic from rising inflation, soaring gas prices, the disastrous war with Iran, and the lingering Epstein file controversy. Undisclosed sources have reported […]
Just Your Basic Iranian Vampire Spaghetti Western Art Movie
A Girl Walks Home Alone at Night. Your basic Iranian vampire spaghetti western art movie. The Boston Globe A lot of my girlfriends think it’s glamorous being a famous Iranian actress, but they couldn’t be […]