Charlize Theron Is “shockingly available “ And Waiting For Someone To “step up” And Ask Her Out On A Date- YEAH, RIGHT!!!!!

Charlize Theron Is “shockingly available “ And Waiting For Someone To “step up” And Ask Her Out On A Date- YEAH, RIGHT!!!!!

Charlize Theron can’t find a date? Yeah, right again! Charlize Theron, arguably the best looking woman in Hollywood, possessing only the elitest of chromosomes, worth […]

A Very Martha Stewart Seder

A Very Martha Stewart Seder

Shalom. I’m Martha Stewart, lifestyle expert and successful human woman. Spring is here, which means it’s time for one of my favorite religious gatherings, the […]

Tigers’ Masters Win Unites Nation, Except Pancake House Waitresses

Tigers’ Masters Win Unites Nation, Except Pancake House Waitresses

AUGUSTA, Ga.  It was a win for the ages and one that, against all odds, seemed to unite a country riven by deep partisan divisions.  […]

Kids, Ask Me About Easter – By Reverend Tornquist

Kids, Ask Me About Easter – By Reverend Tornquist

[Note from the staff at VFTB: This week, we are privileged to feature another LIVE CHAT with noted children’s religious scholar, Reverend Norman Tornquist, host […]

Say happy National Public Safety Telecommunicators Week three times fast

Say happy National Public Safety Telecommunicators Week three times fast

I’ve been taking 911 calls for so long that they were originally 91 calls. Well, it seems that way, anyway. It turns out National Public […]

Two Year Old Moves Forward With Plans To Scream In Car

Two Year Old Moves Forward With Plans To Scream In Car

DES PLAINES, IL – Citing his suspiciously quiet evil smirk while being rolled through the Six Flags Great America parking lot, coupled with the obscene […]

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Charlize Theron Is “shockingly available “ And Waiting For Someone To “step up” And Ask Her Out On A Date- YEAH, RIGHT!!!!!

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Charlize Theron Is “shockingly available “ And Waiting For Someone To “step up” And Ask Her Out On A Date- YEAH, RIGHT!!!!!

Charlize Theron can’t find a date? Yeah, right again! Charlize Theron, arguably the best looking woman in Hollywood, possessing only the elitest of chromosomes, worth […]

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A Very Martha Stewart Seder

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Shalom. I’m Martha Stewart, lifestyle expert and successful human woman. Spring is here, which means it’s time for one of my favorite religious gatherings, the […]

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Tigers’ Masters Win Unites Nation, Except Pancake House Waitresses

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AUGUSTA, Ga.  It was a win for the ages and one that, against all odds, seemed to unite a country riven by deep partisan divisions.  […]

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Kids, Ask Me About Easter – By Reverend Tornquist

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[Note from the staff at VFTB: This week, we are privileged to feature another LIVE CHAT with noted children’s religious scholar, Reverend Norman Tornquist, host […]

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Say happy National Public Safety Telecommunicators Week three times fast

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Two Year Old Moves Forward With Plans To Scream In Car

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DES PLAINES, IL – Citing his suspiciously quiet evil smirk while being rolled through the Six Flags Great America parking lot, coupled with the obscene […]

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BOSTON. The Boston Marathon, the world’s oldest annual marathon, attracts runners from around the world every Patriot’s Day, a holiday on the third Monday in […]

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As you go through life–and I know you will–you will often find it necessary to exercise Give-a-Damn-Ship (“GADS”).  The practice is sometimes referred to as […]

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WESTLAND, Mass.  The Boston Marathon, the nation’s oldest, is Monday, so the coming weekend would normally be a time of high anticipation for Nicole Stansler, […]

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Now that spring is here, all of you indoor runners who prefer to stay inside during the winter months, can now abandon the treadmill at […]

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With Idle Comment, Race to Become “Queen of Tchotchkes” Begins

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CAZENOVIA, New York.  This town in central New York is home to the largest concentration of Freedonian-Americans in the nation, a fact that binds old-timers […]

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OH, GOD! IT’S NOT THAT TIME AGAIN IS IT???????

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Nooooooooooooo! It can’t be! It’s inhumane! Its monstrous! It just can’t be true! IT CAN’T BE PRESIDENTIAL CAMPAIGN SEASON AGAIN!!!!!!! It seems like the last […]

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Hope for Golf Nuts as Male Disenhancement Drug Approved

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LEXINGTON, Mass.  Tom Sholes is a certified public accountant and a certifiable golf nut for whom the first full week of April is a holy […]

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