Your Civil Commitment Advisor
Tired of waiting for your spouse to die? Got an issue with a neighbor who’s put up a “spite” fence? Your Civil Commitment Advisor can help you lock your problems up and throw away the […]
Stephen Miller, Granted Leave from His Job in Hell, Takes Chief-of-Staff Position
Stephen Miller assumed the role of President Donald J. Trump’s Chief of Staff on Monday, three days after Satan gave him permission to take a sabbatical from his job as Operations Director in the 7th Circle […]
The First Apartment: A Rite of Passage
Last week, with the signing of a lease and payment of first and last month’s rent, security deposit, key charges, broker’s commission and the short-term national debt of Finland, my younger son became a man. […]
We’ll Be Happy When We’re Dead, Comrade
In Russia, the age at which the average person becomes happy is higher than the average life expectancy. Review of The Happiness Curve by Jonathan Rauch, The Wall Street Journal It’s Friday, which for me–Fedor Sergeyevich […]
Americans Mourn the Death of the Cybertruck
AUSTIN, TX – In news that shocked almost 14 people across America, Elon Musk announced Friday that Tesla will begin winding down production of its much-beloved Cybertruck at its Texas factory shortly after the end […]
Ask the Worldly Traveler
Wondering whether your carry-on item will fit in the overhead compartment? Concerned that the stewardess won’t reach your row with a complimentary bag of peanuts before the plane lands? Ask the Worldly Traveler–she’s been everywhere! […]