I Hear the Voices of Angels
It had been, for several years, a nagging problem; a high-pitched ringing in my ears that never seemed to stop. I attributed it to the barrage of noises I’m subjected to every day–squealing trolley wheels, […]
Trump Promises Not to Bomb Boston Before the Midterms
Following up on his pledge not to attack Iran until after November 3rd, President Donald J. Trump told reporters on Friday that he will not carry out a nuclear strike against Boston, Massachusetts before December. Said […]
FBI Cracks Sex-for-Talbot’s Points Ring
WASHINGTON, D.C. FBI special agent Lloyd Theobald spends his nights trolling the internet looking for sexual predators. Last Saturday, he thought he had a live one. Clandestine meeting spot. “I was in a chat […]
SPARKS BRIEF: The Fall of the Golden Arches
Washington, D.C. – In a move that could change the legacy of one of America’s fast-food giants, President Donald Trump plans to rename McDonald’s to McTrump’s. As McDonald’s stock price declines in a volatile economy, […]
Self-Bang-Cutting Seen as Gateway to Poetry
WESTLAND, Mass. In this high-achieving suburb of Boston parents take care to note any sign of precocious intellectual abilities in their young ones, but Marci Everbeck wasn’t prepared for what she saw when her three-year-old […]
Where’s My Phreakin’ Nobel Prize in Physics?
The Nobel Prize in Physics was awarded the other day, and for the 53rd consecutive year since I took a course in the subject, I didn’t win. Excuse me if sound a tad bitter. Nobel […]
