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“The next FAKE ASSASSINATION DAY will be the greatest FAKE ASSASSINATION DAY ever staged. I can’t say much about it right now but Dean Cain will be playing my FBI bodyguard. We love Dean Cain. What a super man. Kid Rock and a cast of very white people will also be involved. Did I mention Dean Cain? We love Dean Cain. He will be playing my FBI bodyguard. What a super man he is. All further FAKE ASSASSINATION DAYS will be dedicated to the 1st lady. I call her that because I can’t remember her name. Did I mention Dean Cain? Windmills would be better if they were gold.” Donald Trump, maybe…

April 27, 2026April 27, 2026 Bill Y "The Legendary Legend" Ledden

“Clear-Eyed Soul” Singers Find Fans Among Jaded Listeners

April 26, 2026April 26, 2026 Con Chapman

BOSTON. It’s 2 a.m. on a Sunday morning, but Jason Evritz is hard at work at Permanent Records, where the early morning hour translates into less expensive studio time for his new album. “I’ll sleep […]

The Beatitudes Of Trump Jesus

April 25, 2026 rogerfreed

Just like the original Jesus on The Sermon On The Mount, the new Trump Jesus has his own version of the Beatitudes for the masses. Here it is for your own Holy Pleasure: Blessed are […]

Not sure what this is about. I don’t follow farming. It was Biden’s fault or something…

April 25, 2026 Bill Y "The Legendary Legend" Ledden

County Joe’s ‘Fixin’ To Die Rag’ From Woodstock Rebooted For Our Modern Iran Dilemma

April 24, 2026April 24, 2026 rogerfreed

Back in the height of the Vietnam era a little ditty made it onto the airwaves that protested the undeclared war in a darkly humorous way. It was called “I Feel Like I’m Fixin’ […]

Ripping the Headlines Today, 4/24/26

April 24, 2026 Paul Lander

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about MLB being back in full swing, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s what any new release from […]

Happy Hairball Awareness Day

April 24, 2026 Con Chapman

It’s Friday, and I’m “working” remotely from home. There’s just me and two cats, Rocco and Okie, three sullen males grunting our way through the day–as usual–while the wife’s out shopping for essential items. Milk, […]

Hi, this is Bill Y “The Legendary Legend” Ledden. Leo Tolstoy said, “A man is like a fraction whose numerator is what he is and whose denominator is what he thinks of himself. The larger the denominator, the smaller the fraction.” 4 out of 3 people struggle with math…

April 24, 2026 Bill Y "The Legendary Legend" Ledden

Me and Sebastian Brant Sail the Ship of Fools

April 23, 2026 Con Chapman

It’s a cool spring day and I’m sitting in Quincy Market, Boston, Ground Zero for the Boston singles scene. At an age that qualifies for Social Security I’m decidedly out of place, but less so […]

You don’t deserve it but Pope Leo XIV prays for you…

April 23, 2026 Bill Y "The Legendary Legend" Ledden

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