The Lyin’ King took his cell phone from Natalie Harp’s bag when she wasn’t looking. Minutes later Grok went crying to Leon Musk, said it had “seen some things” and would like to turn itself off forever…
The Sylvia Plath Foreclosure Sale
I grew up surrounded by females. My dad owned a women’s clothing store. Both of my sisters were girls, and my mom was a woman. We had two female cats whose names–Big Kitty and Baby […]
Haiku: The Art of the Steel
The Art of the Steel Fencing has gone up Around Kennedy Center Now bill Mexico.
My Poetic Life Insurance Exam
“Do you think you have enough life insurance?” my wife asked with concern after watching another half hour’s worth of depressing news. “All those Star Wars tchotchkes!” “Why do you ask?” I asked, and […]
The Mata Hari of the Faculty Lounge
Federal agents are warning leaders at top universities to be on the lookout for foreign spies or potential terrorists trying to steal their research. The Boston Globe I was sitting in my office, trying to […]
New England Ends Suicide Watch as Patriots Win First Game
SAGAMORE, Mass. Richard “Richie” Guertin is a forlorn-looking figure as he sits in a police cruiser sipping a cup of coffee while Adele Smithers, a volunteer from a local suicide prevention charity, assures him he’s […]
