Let’s Obey Some Rules
It’s been a tough stretch for my wife; she fractured a bone in her foot falling down the stairs and has been in a cast ever since. She’s got three housebound weeks ahead of her, […]
Ripping the Headlines Today, 4/10/26
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about March Madness 2026, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for. […]
A Day in the Life of a Federal Catfish Inspector
To date the U.S. Department of Agriculture has spent $20 million to set up a catfish office without inspecting a single catfish. I’m not making that up. Senator John McCain, remarks on Senate floor in […]
The Human Car Wash of Self-Esteem
It was one of those dinner parties where everyone had had a little too much to drink, and the conversation around the table had grown more . . . shall we say, spirited. Changes were […]
The Dumbfounding Dilemma Of Determining The Dynamics Of Dolphin’s Development.
New Zealand scientists have proven that it is another mammal other than man that is the smartest creature on earth. Recent evidence has convinced them that the dolphin uses the most brain cells and not […]
SPARKS BRIEF: Trump Gets Moonstruck
Washington, DC – After the Artemis II liftoff, the first crewed lunar mission in over 50 years drew a massive audience both in person and online around the world, President Trump announced he’ll triple viewership […]
Zither Player Estimates He Slept With 4, Maybe 5 Women Over Career
WASHINGTON, Missouri. This town of 14,000 on the banks of the Missouri River is known as the “Corncob Pipe Capital of the World,” a distinction that draws smokers from around the world to the Missouri Meerschaum […]