“There is no happiness in life, there is only a mirage on the horizon, so cherish that.” – Vladimir Putin…
House Democrats Will Not Push for Public Execution of Pete Hegseth
Vowing to take the “high road,” newly elected Democratic members of the U. S. House of Representatives have agreed not to call for Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth to be executed by a firing squad as part of […]
Ripping the Headlines Today, 11/6/26
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about Jennifer Aniston, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for. And, […]
Our Money Date Gone Wrong
A North Carolina couple sets the mood for poring over budgets by eating dinner at a fancy steakhouse, a practice dubbed a “money date” by financial advisors. The idea is to carve out time for […]
Leaves-by-Mail Brings Color to Blander Regions
NEEDHAM, Mass. New England’s fall foliage is a magnet for tourists at this time of the year, when busloads of “leaf peepers” from around the country make their way here to view the spectacular colors […]
Ballot Questions Show Nation United by Deep Divisions
ARLINGTON, Virginia. A survey of state-wide ballot questions voted on yesterday reveals a nation deeply divided by partisan differences that nonetheless unite people with common viewpoints, or something like that. Tatum: “You have to ‘keep it simple, stupid,’ […]
Supreme Court Declares That In-Game Interviews of Football Coaches “Have No Redeeming Social Value”
In an 8-1 decision, the United States Supreme Court has ruled that on-the-field TV interviews of college and professional football coaches “are insipid, worthless, and not deserving of protection by the U. S. Constitution. They must cease.” […]