Cartoon: Winners/Whiner
Written by: Paul Lander Artist: Dan McConnell
My Dark Horse Run for Anti-Pope
It was one of the darkest periods of my life: my girlfriend had dumped me, the firm where I worked had broken up in a fight between two factions, neither of which *sniff* wanted me […]
At NFL Combine, Teams Probe to Avoid “Kelcefication”
INDIANAPOLIS. The NFL Scouting Combine, the annual meat-market in which college football players are put through their paces running, jumping, and navigating their way around little orange cones, began here Thursday, with representatives of the […]
Trump Opts For A Video Store Instead Of A Presidential Library
Trump’s Video Land Library opened today along the highway linking Mar-A-Lago to the rest of the world. A burgeoning business ensued immediately upon opening as die hard MAGA fans from around the U.S. descended like […]
As Harvard Ties to Epstein Grow, Trump Offers Ethics Advice
CAMBRIDGE, Mass. First to fall for his connections to Jeffrey Epstein was Lawrence Summers, former President of Harvard and advisor to Presidents Clinton and Obama, who announced Wednesday that he would retire from the school […]
Ripping the Headlines Today, 2/27/26
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about NBA All Star Weekend, don’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is […]
You Oughta Be in Novels
According to the The Boston Globe, a growing number of musicians are looking to fans to help fund their albums and tours. A few sample items from one rocker’s menu: for a $200 contribution you […]
Your Alien Love Advisor
Contacts between aliens and earthlings are increasing, and becoming hotter all the time! Unfortunately, most romantic advice columns just assume both parties are human–that’s where Your Alien Love Advisor comes in! Alien Love Advisor “Panel […]