Wisdom for Dummies
My fridge is so disorganized. I just discovered I have two 14-ounce containers of mustard. The label says 79 servings. That’s 158 servings of mustard in a home where there are no hot dogs—that I […]
Ripping the Headlines Today, 12/6/19
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for. And, as in the case with anything […]
At the James Joyce Piggly-Wiggly
VERSAILLES, Mo. Lemoyne Green’s family has been in the grocery business in this town in south central Missouri, pronounced “ver-SALES,” going back four generations. “I guess you could say food is in our blood,” Lemoyne […]
A Love Story
The following piece was originally published by a since defunct site nearly twelve years ago. On this, the 44th anniversary of the day I met my wife, I am sharing it on HumorOutcasts.com. Though it […]
Cartoon: There’s nothing in the Constitution on this Impeachment of which you speak. Right, Bill?
Written by: Paul Lander Artist: Dan McConnell
Wisdom for Dummies
Snowstorms naturally make us crave comfort food with extra comfort. Don’t fight it. It’s nature’s way of building up our strength for shoveling and adding the insulation we’ll need if the heat goes out.
Stock Photo
Artwork by Lauren Faulkenberry. Idea/text by Bill Spencer. Lauren Faulkenberry is a novelist and illustrator living in western North Carolina. Originally from South Carolina, she has worked as an archaeologist, an editor, and a ranger […]