My Close Brushes With Fame
Whenever I get tired of depressing news stories about overpaid fat cat CEOs, I turn to the sports pages for relief. There you can return to the lost innocence of youth and find depressing sports […]
Fun in the Sun With Broccoli Sprouts
Volunteers who lathered themselves with extract of broccoli sprouts avoided skin damage from ultraviolet radiation. USAToday.com NAPLES, Florida. This sun-drenched town on the west coast of Florida is home to more retired Fortune 500 CEO’s […]
Not Coming this Fall: What’s in That Blanket, Linus?
Credits: Created by Paul Lander & Matt Clark Pretty Damn Sketchy Comedy Series Written, Directed & Edited by Paul Lander & Matt Clark More episodes on YouTube https://www.youtube.com/@PrettyDamnSketchy
“Re-Gifted” Children Get Second Chance to Disappoint
WESTLAND, Mass. Twenty-year old Todd Blinstrup, Jr. is, in the words of his mother Elaine, the “spitting image” of her mother, a former stewardess who at the age of 89 retains the striking good looks […]
Ripping the Headlines Today, 7/24/26
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about the Tour De France, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is […]
Moi et Baudelaire in the Back Seat on Vacation
I first encountered Charles Baudelaire as a sophomore in college when I read Les Fleurs du mal, and to say that dawn broke on Marblehead, as the expression has it here in Massachusetts, would not […]
The Odyssey (An Eventually Humorous Article)
The Odyssey (An Eventually Humorous Article) So, this will be an abnormally loooooong article as it was an abnormally loooooong film owing largely to the fact that it is an epic and by law […]