Cartoon: So easy a caveman could do it… oh wait…
Written by: Paul Lander Artist: Dan McConnell
This Valentine’s Day, Be Meme
I was going to write a loving Valentine’s Day salute to my wife, otherwise known as sucking up. But I hurt my back (it’s that or sickness every freaking holiday and anniversary), and the med I’m […]
Valentine’s Gifts for the Totally Clueless
Surveys show that men will give women more than 36 million boxes of chocolate and 189 million roses on Valentine’s Day, making lemmings look like hip, Bohemian non-conformists. Remarkably similar-looking non-conformists. How do you make […]
Bad Bunny Isn’t the Only Foreigner Who Hates America
[Note: This week’s column was written by guest opinion writer, Ima Bigette, a proud, patriotic, God-fearing, gun-toting MAGA supporter, who has strong opinions about this year’s Super Bowl halftime performance by Bad Bunny. Below is […]
Gaylord Goforth’s Guide to V.D.
My Darling Tricuspids and Bicuspids: It’s that time of year when everything screams hearts. No, it has nothing to do with cardiac health, although you might want to stick nitroglycerin under your tongue for the […]
Ripping the Headlines Today, 2/13/26
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about the events in Minneapolis, don’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is […]
Blockchain Finds Fans Among Victims of Scanty Valentine’s Nightgowns
BOSTON. Lissette Neilen was busy handling a rush of last-minute male shoppers at La Boudoir, a nightgown and lingerie shop in this city’s tony Quincy Market shopping area yesterday, but she knows things will be […]
Police Warn Lonely Men Freedonian Bride Site Not a Scam
BEMIDJI, Minn. Sergeant Jim Campy has aged out of active duty patrolling the streets of this town of approximately 15,000 in northern Minnesota, but he says the carnage he sees as a “desk” jockey working […]