Haiku: Hairesy
Hairesy Trump floats a name change Strait of Hormuz named for him: Trump’s Strait of Hair Mousse.
As Faulkner’s Birthdate Nears, Mailmen Ask “What If?”
OXFORD, Miss. This college town of approximately 19,000 was once home to William Faulkner, one of the greatest novelists of the 20th century, but before he became famous, Faulkner was postmaster at the University of […]
The Red-Blooded Boy’s Guide to Fashion Week
When I was growing up–I know, that begs the question–if I wasn’t gigging frogs or shooting marbles I used to wile away my idle hours hanging out at my father’s business. What boy doesn’t want […]
Ripping the Headlines Today, 9/11/26
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about Candace Cameron Bure, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for. […]
Me and My Big Gutta-Percha Mouth
It was one of those unpleasant things that is best endured in silence and without complaint. I had had one prior experience with a root canal so I knew what the . . . ahem […]
Study Finds Widespread Irony Deficiency Among WASPs
WESTLAND, Mass. It’s 3 p.m. on a Thursday, milk and cookies time at the Shady Lane Nursery School in this upscale suburb of Boston, but the pre-schoolers here are under observation by more adults than […]
