The Moonshots and Butter Brickle
If you asked me as a kid what I wanted to do when I grew up, I had an immediate answer. No hemming and hawing between plumber and proctologist, no sir. It had been clear […]
The Simple Secret to Losing Weight and Staying Fit
Hey friend. Have you tried every diet plan known to mankind and still can’t seem to lose your unwanted belly fat? Did you commit to yet another Dry January, abstaining from all alcohol and avoiding […]
Syphilis: The Key to Musical Genius
As I prepare for my descent into the soft landing of retirement and review the things I want to do with the last (if I’m lucky) two decades of my life, conventional goals such as […]
Gaylord Goforth’s Guide to Spring
My Dearest Buds and Blossoms: Spring has sprung, and buds are blooming. The cherry blossoms are coloring the landscape with pink, and the forsythia with yellow. Foliage is beginning to sprout from winter’s bare trees […]
Here Is A Real Photo Of Trump Jesus (aka ‘The Doctor’) Rushing To Help A Poor Victim…….(Tap on photo to see)
Ummmm…hey Doc! Yer supposed to be helping the guy on the floor…..
As Marathon Approaches, Race to Be Most Charitable Tightens
WESTLAND, Mass. The Boston Marathon, the nation’s oldest, is tomorrow, so the weekend before would normally be a time of high anticipation for Nicole Stansler, who’ll be running in her fifteenth such event. “I always […]
JD Vance Will Run for Pope in 2028
With the annexation of Vatican City by the Trump administration scheduled for next year, Vice President JD Vance announced on Saturday that he will run against Leo XIV for Pope in 2028. “I had planned on […]
My Bunny Hop Years
They were, in retrospect, a Periclean Golden Age; a time of innocence, but a time of experience as well. Like the Jazz Age, they burned brightly for only a brief period, but their embers continue to […]