Why do Video Game Characters drive Mario Karts?

Why do Video Game Characters drive Mario Karts?

Why do Video Game Characters drive Mario Karts? To make up for having small mushroom shaped penises, of course.

Two Hurt as Boston’s “Running of the Brides” Turns Deadly

Two Hurt as Boston’s “Running of the Brides” Turns Deadly

BOSTON.  For many years one of the most visited sites in this city full of tourist attractions was Filene’s Basement, the off-price retailer where men’s […]

Nursery Rhymes For The NRA

Nursery Rhymes For The NRA

By: Janet Golden and Roz Warren   Awhile back, the NRA  rewrote a number of Grimm’s fairy tales to include guns. In their version of […]

Is Prevaracaytin® Right for You?

Is Prevaracaytin® Right for You?

Prevaracaytin® Indications: When the facts give you a sick, sinking feeling, especially during sworn testimony, you may want to try Prevaracaytin®. Chronic use of Prevaracaytin® […]

Dating My Terrorist

Dating My Terrorist

Claim:  A never-previously wed, college-educated woman over age 40 has a better chance of being killed by a terrorist than of getting married. Status:  False. […]

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Two Hurt as Boston’s “Running of the Brides” Turns Deadly

September 19, 2018
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BOSTON.  For many years one of the most visited sites in this city full of tourist attractions was Filene’s Basement, the off-price retailer where men’s […]

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The cat with eight lives left…

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Nursery Rhymes For The NRA

September 18, 2018
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By: Janet Golden and Roz Warren   Awhile back, the NRA  rewrote a number of Grimm’s fairy tales to include guns. In their version of […]

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Dating My Terrorist

September 18, 2018
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Claim:  A never-previously wed, college-educated woman over age 40 has a better chance of being killed by a terrorist than of getting married. Status:  False. […]

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This is just plane crazy…

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Cremation Sensations

September 17, 2018
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Death got you down? Your Great Aunt Mildred just died. When you were a kid she used to spit chewing tobacco on your new shoes.  […]

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Donald Trump Ate My Baby

September 17, 2018
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President Donald Trump killed and ate a small child today who had wandered away from his parents during a White House tour. Aides described the […]

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Drunken Cheeseburgers and Marie Antoinette

September 17, 2018
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American Entree DRUNKEN CHEESEBURGERS INGREDIENTS 4 garlic cloves 1 pound ground beef (80%) or ground chuck 2 cups Cabernet Sauvignon, Marsala, or red wine 1 […]

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Pahk Your Kahma in Hahvahd Yahd

September 17, 2018
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          Yoga instructions have been added to parking citations in Cambridge, Massachusetts, to “debunk the idea that all parking tickets are a hostile action.”                                                                         […]

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They grow up so fast…

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Follow the Peanut Butter French Toast Road

September 16, 2018
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Hong Kong Breakfast PEANUT BUTTER FRENCH TOAST INGREDIENTS 4 slices thick white bread* 6 tablespoons condensed milk ¼ cup smooth peanut butter 3 eggs ½ […]

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Shrimp Po’ Boys and Poor Poe

September 15, 2018
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Cajun Entree SHRIMP PO’ BOYS INGREDIENTS – REMOULADE 1 tablespoon capers 1½ tablespoons flat-leaf parsley or parsley 1 garlic clove 2 tablespoons Creole mustard or […]

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Cleaning Tips You Can Use and Eat Too!

September 14, 2018
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Cleaning News You Can Eat!

          Does all the gloom and doom of the news get you down? Well, cheer up! Here’s household news you can […]

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Ask a Terrier: Dogs Are A Bargain! Except For The Money

September 14, 2018
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Budleigh the Terrier offers professional advice from a licensed dog. Dear Budleigh, I’m having a disagreement with my Cockapoo, Mighty, and I’m hoping you can […]

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Dead Wrong

September 14, 2018
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Three thousand people are not dead. I brought them back to life, it’s said. They’ve been returned back to the living. That’s just how I […]

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Semi Humorous Meetings With Strange Creatures In The Night

September 14, 2018
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The following are real life experiences: It was my first time to Steamboat Springs in Colorado. As was my usual way of traveling in my […]

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Running, what a great sport!

September 14, 2018
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What a great sport running is. I mean, think of all of the advantages! You can run anywhere. You don’t need a football field or […]

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Today’s Reminder: Aging will Rock You Like A Hurricane

September 14, 2018
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My husband has had The Weather Channel on all morning. We don’t live anywhere near hurricane Florence, but we are compelled to watch. It made […]

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Haven’t Sledge Hammered my Computer!

September 14, 2018
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Haven’t Sledge Hammered my Computer!

Today I am grateful I haven’t taken a sledge hammer to my computer.  I want what I want, when I want it and that statement […]

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“Bloggers” Face Widespread Discrimination on Dating Scene

September 14, 2018
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DOWNER’S GROVE, Illinois.  It’s Thursday night in this suburb of Chicago, and Mike DeAngelo, a twenty-something actuarial accountant, is nervously checking his hair in the […]

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Bring me the head of Han Solo…

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