Jack Garner, Parsley Farmer
Jack Garner gazed out over the farm that had been in his family for three generations and let out a sigh of exasperation. He looked down the rows of curly leaf parsley, often used as […]
Hegseth Vows to Defend “Straights of Hormuz” from LGBTQ Aggression
A visibly intoxicated Pete Hegseth told Pentagon reporters on Monday that “there is no way we will let RuPaul and his radical rainbow coalition attack vessels carrying heterosexuals in the Straights of Hormuz. This war is […]
Not Coming This Fall: Snow White Gets Slut Shammed By The Seven Dwarfs
Credits: Created by Paul Lander & Matt Clark Pretty Damn Sketchy Comedy Series Written, Directed & Edited by Paul Lander & Matt Clark More episodes on YouTube
Ask Mr. Taxidermist
Looking for a fun hobby that is also “profitable”? If you love nature and toxic chemical fumes, taxidermy–the art and science of stuffing (dead) animals–may be just the thing! Here are queries Mr. Taxidermist pulled at […]
Rodrigo Ordonez, Boston Traffic Matador
A cool Monday morning in May. I wade through the lighter-than-usual trash as I emerge from the Au Bon Pain at South Station bearing my large iced mocha latte–$4.46 with tax–and think about how different […]
The World Series of Dog Poker
LAS VEGAS, Nevada. Capitalizing on the runaway popularity of the World Series of Poker, Harrah’s Entertainment today expanded its franchise contest from men and women to man’s best friend as the first World Series of […]
