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English Department, Med School Collaborate on Semi-Colonoscopy
SHREWSBURY, Mass. Pamela Wykoff hates hospitals but that’s okay, because as a professor of English at Colburn College here she doesn’t have to get near one for her job. “I hate how they put you […]
Betrayed by the U. S. and Australia in Clandestine Submarine Deal, France Promises to Treat American Tourists with Even More Rudeness
A visibly irritated Emmanuel Macron, President of France, warned yesterday that U. S. visitors to Paris can expect unprecedented levels of disdain and aloofness from the city’s residents in the coming months. “You think we […]
Airlines Ban Comfort Rocks
It was bound to happen. Today, all the major airlines banned the use of rocks as comfort companions. “It was getting out of hand,” said Carl LaFong, CEO of Duluth Airlines. “First it was comfort […]
Last of the Great Furniture-in-Mouth Blues Singers
But the group couldn’t transfer that energy from Club Matinee to the recording studio. It is, after all, difficult to capture the sound of a man dancing with a table in his mouth. The […]
Fun Festivals – Wife Carrying Championships
Ronkainen, a legendary Finnish robber of the 1700s, had would-be gang members carry a heavy woman over an obstacle course to prove their strength. The annual wife-carrying championships in Sonkajaarvi, Finland derive from […]
Cartoon: Jilly, it’s that Bob Woodard on the cell line.
Written by: Paul Lander Artist: Dan McConnell
In Fit of Pique, Freedonia Recalls Ambassador to the U.S.
DOS FLEDENS, Freedonia. In a move unprecedented in the history of this land-locked country, Freedonian Prime Minister Glokzia Novrkelsizch yesterday recalled the nation’s ambassador to U.S., Mialwk Zalkesnwk, who had served his nation without distinction […]