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Lady Gaga Has Second Thoughts About Her “Do What You Want (With My Body)” Duet With R. Kelly.

January 13, 2019
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Lady Gaga now regrets the song she did together with the popular pervert, proliferator of pubescent pornography and deflowerer of underage girls and perhaps small furry animals R. Kelly. The Ga now says of her…

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No Time for Esuohites

January 12, 2019
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Life hands us some real winners sometimes. Me, I have a family of Esuohites living in the crawl space under my front porch. No, I don’t know how they got there. I haven’t asked them.…

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Godzilla Vs. Liam Neeson

January 12, 2019
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While the New Year promises many good things, we must keep in mind that certain human behaviors never evolve. I’m talking about our stubborn and unhealthy habit of underestimating Godzilla and Liam Neeson. This was…

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Nice Winters, and Other Strange Concepts

January 12, 2019
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We had such a nice, warm winter going on there. (Well … when you say “nice winter”, that’s always relative. But in northern Indiana, if the temperature stays above freezing for any amount of time…

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Sweatshirts, Shawls, Blankets & Hats

January 12, 2019
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Sweatshirts, Shawls, Blankets & Hats

Today I am grateful for sweatshirts, shawls, blankets and hats.  Himself and I run on different temperatures.  I am always hot and he is always cold.  Temperature control in our house has been an ongoing…

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Estate Planning for Cats

January 12, 2019
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The Massachusetts legislature has passed a bill allowing residents to write pets into their wills and leave trust funds behind for their care.                The Boston Globe “There–Kitzi is all provided for!”   Every year…

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The Holidays are over

January 11, 2019
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The Holidays are over, Everyone has gotten fat. Time to run a mile, (Don’t forget your hat). If you can’t run a mile, Then a half mile will do. If you can’t run a half…

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Right to Marry Metrosexuals Latest Civil Rights Struggle

January 11, 2019
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Right to Marry Metrosexuals Latest Civil Rights Struggle

NEW YORK.  Kirstin Aylward has everything going for her; a great job at a Madison Avenue advertising agency, a body she keeps in trim by running five miles a day, and looks that turn the…

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What are the chances???

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Ask a Terrier: Your Dog or Your Boyfriend. Is That Really a Question?

January 10, 2019
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Budleigh the Terrier offers professional advice from a licensed dog. Dear Budleigh, I came across your column while looking for advice about keeping New Year’s resolutions. So, are you a dog or what? If you…

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Temper Fugit

January 10, 2019
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On national TV I made a big point, finding forty-five minutes sufficient To sit with the Dems and resolve all our differences – mano a mano; efficient. We met – but they answered a question…

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EPA Adds Lounge Lizard to Endangered Species List

January 10, 2019
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WASHINGTON, D.C.  The U.S. Environmental Protection Agency yesterday placed the lounge lizard, one of nine species of squamate reptiles native to the United States, on its endangered species list. “Want to hear my Wayne Newton imitation?”…

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I have no sympathy for you, Useless Man. If you’re gonna put on clothes, you’re gonna draw attention to yourself…

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Your Love Ob/Gyn

January 9, 2019
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This year is the 60th anniversary of my rhythm ‘n blues addiction.  The starting point was my purchase of a Ray Charles album in 1959.  At the time, “LP’s” as they were known to hip…

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If anyone is looking for me, I’ll be running…

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Somewhere in the Kremlin…..

January 8, 2019
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Substitute Teachers Decry NFL Quarterbacks’ “Crib Sheets”

January 8, 2019
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SEDVILLE, Mo.  The NFL post-season begins in earnest this weekend, but one team of tough, battle-tested veterans is already lining up to scrimmage over a high-stakes issue; the use of Velcro-fastened “crib sheets” by the league’s quarterbacks.…

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A big shout out to this selfless dude who decided to stay at home on New Years Eve, just so he could hang out with his sister…

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For One Writing Coach, “Wranting” Doesn’t Cut It

January 7, 2019
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SOMERVILLE, Mass.  Maggie Turbek is a writing coach who learned the hard way the perils of caring too much.  “I turned in a magazine article a day late because I wasted a whole Sunday on a nuclear…

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