The Medical Diagnosis is Death by Healthy Food
I left work an hour early the other night after I started to have, um, digestive issues. I don’t like to abandon my partners, even for an hour, even though nothing was happening. It’s like […]
Gaylord Goforth’s Guide to Being SAD (Spring Edition)
My Dear Spring Flingers and Flunkers: Just when you feel you’ve made it through winter’s gray, emotionally underlit Motel 6 room with faulty plumbing and no WiFi, along comes spring, kicking down the door with […]
Turn Mr. Not-Quite-Right Into Mr. Perfect!
You know the problem. You’ve found a man who is fun to be with and could be “The One,” but there’s that little something about him that holds you back from true love and long-term […]
Not Coming this Fall: My Grandfather Did What, Charlie Brown?
Credits: Created by Paul Lander & Matt Clark Pretty Damn Sketchy Comedy Series Written, Directed & Edited by Paul Lander & Matt Clark More episodes on YouTube https://www.youtube.com/@PrettyDamnSketchy
My Night With the All-College Girl Revue
“Wow–pretty wild about Bill Gates,” I said to my wife. “What?” “Apparently his wife divorced him because of his wild lifestyle.” “Wild like how?” “Nude swimming parties with strippers. Apparently he’s been a total horndog […]
The Incredible Shrinking Man II: Still Alive and Shrinking
A little more than a decade ago, I published in this hallowed part of cyberspace an article titled The Incredible Shrinking Man, which famously went on to capture the coveted FIFA Gold Trophy for Literature. […]
Scooter & Skipper Blow Things Up!
It’s Saturday, my day to take the kids so my wife can have a break. She deserves it; Pilates, or yoga, or ballet, something to help her open the floodgates of the reservoir of stress […]