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March 11, 2019
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Helpful Household Hints From Helena

March 11, 2019
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Helena’s many “Household Helpers” stuffed her mailbox with numerous “questions and suggestions” this month. So without further “ado”–or errant misplaced “quotes”–let’s see what’s on their minds! Dear Helena: Last month somebody asked you what she…

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Elon Degenres…

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Me and My Small Talker

March 10, 2019
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It was Thursday night, which meant the countdown had begun for a polite Saturday dinner party at which I’ll have to make small talk, an activity I’m ill-equipped to engage in by both nature and…

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Cartoon: Live From New York…!

March 9, 2019
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Writer: Paul Lander Artist: Dan McConnell  

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Reasons for running a race:

March 8, 2019
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You’ll accumulate a lifetime supply of safety pins (used for attaching your runners’ bib to your shirt or jacket and available by the handful when you pick up your running packet prior to the race).…

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Some Say it Takes Gall to Offer Thoughts and Prayers to Ba’al

March 8, 2019
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NEEDHAM, Mass.  It’s 9:30 p.m. here along Route 128, “America’s Technology Highway” according to the label boosters applied to it in the dawn of the computer revolution, but Armand Weisdorf is working the phones as…

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Food for thought…

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Eve Writes Her Memoir

March 7, 2019
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How I Ended Up East of Eden[1] by Eve What was I thinking? It isn’t as though we didn’t have enough to eat. We had a whole smorgasbord there in Eden, made up of all…

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How to Feed Six Million People Smoked Sirloin Roast

March 7, 2019
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American Entree SMOKED SIRLOIN ROAST INGREDIENTS 3½ pounds top sirloin roast 5 tablespoons Montreal steak spice 2 tablespoons sea salt 2 cups wood chips: hickory, mesquite, or oak SPECIAL UTENSILS electric smoker kitchen string digital…

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Wisdom for Dummies

March 7, 2019
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End clutter. If you don’t need it, don’t buy it. If it’s too late and you already have it, give it someone who doesn’t pay any heed to my advice. It should be fairly easy…

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Columnist Uses Polygamy to Keep Anecdotes Flowing

March 7, 2019
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KANSAS CITY, Kansas.  It’s 6:30 p.m., and Anson Myers has a looming deadline for the thrice-weekly column he writes for the Kansas City, Kansas Sentinel.  He hasn’t written a word yet, but he doesn’t appear nervous. “How…

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Patients is a virtue…

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Running for President? Thank You, Next

March 6, 2019
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Running for President? Thank You, Next

Joyce Eisenberg and Ellen Scolnic write, speak and blog together as The Word Mavens. When we go to the newest restaurant, we feel young and trendy – until we have to turn on our iPhone…

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Vanilla Bean Ice Cream And Why We Are Where We Are

March 6, 2019
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American Dessert VANILLA BEAN ICE CREAM INGREDIENTS 1 vanilla bean 2 cups heavy cream 1 cup sugar 1⅓ cups warm whole milk 4 large egg yolks SPECIAL UTENSIL ice cream maker or churn Serves 4.…

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An Excerpt from Lite Whines & Laughter: Mild Rants and Musings on the Mundane from Lee Gaitan

March 6, 2019
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Lite Whines & Laughter is a book of humor, inspiration and survival. Lee Gaitan is the Queen of Resilience. If you are having a tough time or know someone going through a tough time, get…

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The Wall: Problem Solved

March 6, 2019
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The Wall: Problem Solved

Sometimes, national emergencies resolve themselves.  Such is the case with the immigration crisis that has obsessed our President for the past 4+ years.  It is now over.  What brought about this miracle? As reported by the…

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Your Dream Advisor

March 6, 2019
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Your dreams are a window into your soul. No wait–that’s your eyes. Your dreams are the stain on your subconscious left by all the smegma you have to wade through during the day. Puzzled by…

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Derek (25)…

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On Becoming A Storm Trooper- One Piece Of Armor At A Time

March 5, 2019
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FROM THIS: TO THIS: They take you on when you are crippled, weak. They know that when you are vulnerable they can mold you into the relentless warrior machine they want you to be. In…

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Wisdom for Dummies

March 5, 2019
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Styles change. Women must constantly study the fashion scene and update their wardrobes at great expense or risk looking like… well, me.

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