When the Borg met Trump and read the unredacted Trump Epstein Files…
An Exclusive Interview with Alexa: The Truth Behind the Voice
I recently had the rare opportunity to sit down with the world’s most overworked digital assistant: Amazon’s Alexa. You know her. You love her. You also probably yell at her now and then like when […]
Ten State “Festival of Flatness” Hits Bump in Road
TERRE HAUTE, Indiana. It’s a cool autumn day in this town of 60,000 near the eastern border of Illinois, perfect conditions as far as Dan Pfeiffer is concerned. “If this keeps up, we’ll get some […]
I Hear the Voices of Angels
It had been, for several years, a nagging problem; a high-pitched ringing in my ears that never seemed to stop. I attributed it to the barrage of noises I’m subjected to every day–squealing trolley wheels, […]
Trump Promises Not to Bomb Boston Before the Midterms
Following up on his pledge not to attack Iran until after November 3rd, President Donald J. Trump told reporters on Friday that he will not carry out a nuclear strike against Boston, Massachusetts before December. Said […]
FBI Cracks Sex-for-Talbot’s Points Ring
WASHINGTON, D.C. FBI special agent Lloyd Theobald spends his nights trolling the internet looking for sexual predators. Last Saturday, he thought he had a live one. Clandestine meeting spot. “I was in a chat […]
