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Everyone Celebrates Royal Weddings

May 19, 2018
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Theo and Molly are ready for Prince Harry and Meghan Markle’s Royal Weddings–Well, Molly anyway, but Theo goes along with it. Please follow Theo and Molly on Instagram  at Theo_thegsd

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Wonder Woman Interviews for a Job

May 18, 2018
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Writing Prompt: You are a superhero (or a monster) at a job interview. How do you answer the following questions: Tell me something about yourself. What are your strengths? What are your weaknesses? Where do…

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Movin on up (to a new age bracket)

May 18, 2018
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Movin on up (to a new age bracket)

I don’t do a lot of races anymore, but last weekend I finished the first race of the year. It’s the annual Mother Of All Races held the day before Mothers Day as a fund…

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Me and Spot Make an Album

May 18, 2018
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It’s been a long winter without much of a spring in New England, and I was beginning to get worried about the malaise that Spot–the dog puppet you may remember from Pets.com commercials–had fallen into.  He’s usually a…

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Eat Your Words…

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The Shoes Controversy

May 17, 2018
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If a man says his wife has too many shoes, asked to see his caps If she has more shoes than he has caps, it’s only because she has two feet

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A Physicist’s Daily Routine

May 17, 2018
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                    6:00 a.m. Alarm sounds but universe is expanding so hard to hear. Sleep in for a Planck length. Move at the speed of sloth. Reach…

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Ripping the Headlines Today, 5/17/18

May 17, 2018
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  Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for. And, as in the case with…

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Among the Embedded Cosmetic Salesgals

May 17, 2018
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The U.S. military has disbanded the command overseeing American ground forces in Iraq, but will maintain a special operations task force to finish off the Islamic State in Syria. The Washington Post   Day one…

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Let’s not wipe this from our minds…

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The Kids Won’t Leave. So, I’m Running Away

May 16, 2018
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The Kids Won't Leave Home. So, I'm running Away

“More Americans 18-to-34 Now Live with Parents Than with Spouse.” That’s the terrifying finding from a recent U.S. Census Bureau study. And for all you aspiring empty nesters, the bad news continues: “There are now…

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Deathbed Jeopardy

May 16, 2018
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Family History for Two Hundred, Art The answer is like watching “Jeopardy” when I was a kid? The question is what was touch football for the Kennedys? We were Art Fleming groupies, and the long-playing…

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Meet author Gail Priest and an Excerpt “Drama Queen” from her newest book Eastern Shore Shorts

May 16, 2018
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  We are so happy to excerpt “Drama Queen” from author and HO friend Gail Priest. Gail Priest is the author of the Annie Crow Knoll series and Eastern Shore Shorts, a collection of short…

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Return of the SWAT Team Cat

May 16, 2018
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A calico cat that was the mascot of the Boston Police Department’s Special Weapons and Tactics Team disappeared in November and did not return until January.                                                                           The Boston Globe     We were…

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Sweet…

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UCWA Threatens to Turn All Politicians into Laughing Stocks if They Don’t Support Their Agenda

May 15, 2018
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UCWA Threatens to Turn All Politicians into Laughing Stocks if They Don’t Support Their Agenda

Written by Ed Toolis, union president For decades now, the Union of Comedy Writers and Actors has worked tirelessly to elect someone to Congress to advance our agenda, so we can finally prove to the…

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Full Disclosure – British Royal Family Groupie

May 15, 2018
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Today I am grateful for full disclosure.  I’m a British Royal Family groupie.  I know many of you will be surprised and others will say, “of course you are.”  I’m okay either way and make…

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Revive His Sex Drive The Wall Street Journal Way

May 15, 2018
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What to Do When a Man’s Sex Drive Flags? Do new nonsexual things together.  Take up a new hobby, try a new cuisine, ride a roller coaster. The Wall Street Journal As I entered the…

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My Action Plan for Today: Just Don’t Do It!

May 15, 2018
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Most days, I try to live up to that inspirational Nike slogan: Just Do It! I answer my email. I do the chores – sometimes with only a few irreparable mistakes. I even exercise. Today,…

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Sorry Seems To Be The Hardest Word

May 14, 2018
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A person who’s an aide of mine joked John McCain was dying. Most everyone who heard about it found it horrifying. Some say that I should fire her, or send her on safari — But…

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