Cartoon: Rudy Says He’ll Represent Himself
Written by: Paul Lander Artist: Dan McConnell
Wisdom for Dummies
Verse for that special homemade Valentine’s Card: To my companion on life’s highway, Of course I think you’re a good driver. And with some coaching, you could be a GREAT driver.
Mass Grave Of Evergreen Trees Found In Western Wyoming
A mass grave of viciously murdered evergreen trees has been uncovered in the popular ski resort town of Jackson Hole, Wyoming near the Idaho border. The local police were alarmed by this discovery which has […]
A (Ghoulish) Valentine’s Gift Idea
Still searching for that perfect Valentine’s Day gift? Well, diamonds are forever. So goes the old marketing slogan. And now, thanks to high tech advances, there’s a whole new spin on the meaning of “forever,” […]
It’s a Good Thing I Have a Dog. Otherwise I’d Be Talking to Myself
One of the best things about having a dog is that you always have someone to talk to. I’m not a crazy old lady talking to herself. I’m a crazy old lady talking to a […]
A Red-Blooded Boy’s Guide to Fashion Week
When I was growing up–I know, that begs the question–if I wasn’t gigging frogs or shooting marbles I used to wile away my idle hours hanging out at my father’s business. What boy doesn’t want […]
Wisdom for Dummies
Verse for that special homemade Valentine’s card: To My Cute Little Couch Potato, I could sit and stare at you cuddled up in front of the television all day, but one of us has to […]
Gracious in Victory, Klobuchar Offers to Drink Blood From Warren’s Skull
MANCHESTER, N.H. It was still early, not even 9:30 p.m., but Massachusetts Senator Elizabeth Warren could see the handwriting on the wall. “I wasn’t going to crack 15%, so I picked up the phone and […]