Where’s My Phreakin’ Nobel Prize in Physics?
The Nobel Prize in Physics was awarded yesterday, and for the 49th consecutive year since I first took a course in the subject, I didn’t win. Excuse me if sound a tad bitter this morning. […]
Sharing Crappy Memories Across Generations
The grandparents are in town, and because of a recent segment on 20th century American history at their school, my kids were more engaged in nightly dinner conversation than usual. “Bratz dolls were a total […]
Fire Prevention: A Light Look at a Serious Subject
Fire Prevention Week is here, a time in which we try to – wait for it – prevent fires. Of course, Fire Prevention Week should go on year round, but if it did we’d have […]
Your Anatomical Gift Advisor
Since the promulgation of the Uniform Anatomical Gift Act, the practice of giving–and receiving–bodily organs as gifts has exploded. I don’t mean the organs have exploded, because most of them have not, thanks to rigorous […]
Wisdom for Dummies
Of course, I would never eat dessert for breakfast! But would you pass the chocolate chip muffins and waffles with whipped cream. Find more dubious advice in I Used to Think I Was Not […]
In Defense of Facebook – by Barney Likezitt
[Note from the Staff of Humor Outcasts: We invite you to enjoy this guest commentary by Barney Likezitt, an ardent Facebook advocate who would like to defend this social media site against its detractors. The […]
