“They’re eating the paint! They’re drinking the chlorine!’ – Donald Trump, maybe…
As More Move to Cape, Landfills Are Crammed With Poems
WELLFLEET, Mass. This town on outer Cape Cod has for many years been known as a haven for artists and writers that is quiet in the winter but jam-packed with vacationers during the summer. “There’s […]
Barry Manilow and Gay Icebergs
Am I qualified to talk about gayism? I am not. For instance, I just used the term “gayism”, which so far as I know doesn’t exist. Hm. Just a sec, Google and I have a […]
Why Most Cats Suck at Pickleball
Over the past two years, I’ve become mildly obsessed with the sport of pickleball, often beginning conversations with total strangers by asking, “So, what’s your DUPR rating?” And that’s in the checkout aisle at the […]
Walk for Self-Pity Plagued by Low Turnout, Lack of Enthusiasm
WESTLAND, Mass. Emil Scalzo is supposed to be somewhere else right now, and his frustration shows in the exasperated look on his face. “I don’t know why it is,” he says almost bitterly to this […]
A Mob Fairy Tale: The Little (Bleepin’) Red Hen
SHEEPSHEAD BAY, New York. This working class neighborhood in Brooklyn has given birth to more than its share of professional comedians, including Larry David, Andrew Dice Clay and Elayne Boosler, but it is also known […]
